Woodys Bombing Run

As out story opens our hero is perched high in the rafters of the Rebel hanger bay with a pair of binoculars, scanning the floor for the elusive Sopwith Camel. Our hero is in a bit of hurry to find the tiny craft as he is suffering from severe stomach cramps and is doing the poo poo dance on the rafters.

"Where the hell is it?"

As the pain in his stomach grows, Woody hears an unfamilar voice in his head, saying "Use the force stoopid!"

"Wha!?, Who said that?"

The voice replies,"Nevermind that, its over there."

At that moment a large glowing hand appears, pointing right at the little red craft.

"Uh, thanks!"

Wasting no time our hero quickly swoops down from the rafters leaving little dribblets along the way. Landing on the craft, Woody quickly pulls out a roll of TP and a Playbird mag and sets in to the bussiness at hand.

"AAHHhhhhhhh..."


Submitted by WoodStock

With painstaking aim, BlkPnthr watches Woody make his run. In about mid flight, he draws up a slingshot loaded with a Rock?! Releasing it, the stone hurtles through the air, and finds it's mark on Woody's backside, plugging his sphincter. "Crap!" yells Woody in pain...

"Prescicely," says BP to himself.


Submitted by Black Panther

*Mental note to self* ....! Next time I make mental suggestions in someones head,make sure I check the area first to see if its clear! It would have been fun to see BP's reaction to the new paint job on his ship!


Submitted by Snoopy

*sneaks up behind BP and plants a boulder up his tail end* NO MESSING WITH BIRDIES YOU BAD PUTTY TAT*ties the bad putty tats tail in a huge knot*


Submitted by Warrior

At a much later date.....

"The kittykat is gone!", snickers, Woody excitedly.

Our hero quickly flies to the Cobra squad section of the hanger bay and finds a roost over top of Black Panther's parked starfighter.

"Dinner droid!" yells Woody

A dinner droid quickly flys to Woodys side. "Yes Sir, What would you like?"

Our hero ponders a moment. "I would like rasin bran as an appatizer,and for the main course i would like Pinto beans,pickled eggs,two beef and bean burritos,kruat,and a twevle pack of BUD. K chop chop."

"Yes Sir, Right away Sir." Replied the flyin serving platter with arms.

The little droid quickly flies off to the mess hall and returns with Woody's order.

"Here you go Sir, I hope everything is to your liking."

"Hmmm Mnnn, Hey before you go, fly down to that starfighter and open the cockpit for me."

"Yes Sir." replied the little droid.

The Dinner Driod flies down and open the cockpit and quickly flies off to the mess hall.

Our hero quickly devoures his meal and 12 pack of BUD.

"BEEEEEELLLLCH!!!, This shouldn't take long., HeeHee"

It only takes a few minutes for the power mixture to work its way through the little bird and already our hero is feeling the PAIN of the POO POO DANCE.

"OOhh this is gonna hurt, but its worth it." says our little hero.

With no straining invovled our hero deposits his hot steaming mass into Black Panther's cockpit for one solid hour.

"Hmmm, No TP." With no toilet paper to use our hero fly down into BP's cockpit and land on the head rest and sets in to rubbing his butt clean on the head rest.

"Vengence is Mine, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"


Submitted by Woodstock

After returning from a few days of R&R, BlkPnthr walks into the bay area and sees his fighter sitting there. Giving it the once over as he normally does after being away, he notices a trail of Woody markings leading from the cockpit away from the bay area. Following the trail he finds Woody's quarters, and grins evilly to himself.

"So this is your little hiding spot eh? Guess I am going to make a trip to the pound."


Submitted by Black Panther

After borrowing Murdock's fighter, while his is being sanitized, BP returns with a large crate.

Heading back to Woodstock's hideout with a large grin, he thinks to himself "This will fix you, you phesant." In big print on the side of the crate is a sign, reading "Caution: Handle at your own risk"

Reaching the stomping grounds of the small bird, he spreads catnip and all sorts of paraphenalia(Spelling error? It's early!) to keep a cat occupied till Woodstock's return. Then with a sadistic laugh, he opens the crate and watches 20 or so wild cats scamper out of the box. Hissing and spitting, the cats head straight for the catnip.

BP walks away chuckling to himself....


Submitted by Black Panther



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