The Tall Tales and Many Adventures of Warrior

When we last left our hero he had just gotten his gift from Imperial High Command, a brand new silver coated TIE Interceptor. The gift was for being part of the win in WoW.

11 months later

A battered suped up TIE Interceptor with hyperdrive,sheild, and killer sound system comes roaring out of hyperspace only to find that he has come upon the Headqaurters of the infamous ReBeL squadron. All of a sudden out of nowhere a qaud burst rocks his Interceptor.

"Unidentified ship, Identify yourself" says a voice

"Im Commander Warrior of the Imperial Royal Navy"

"Surrender your ship and be tractored into the RBL HQ or die" The voice says.

"Who are you to threaten me"

"People around here call me Tank, cause I was in the Army for a while"

"Oooooooh great an army puke"

"Surrender now or the 6 of us will open fire"

*Side Note- Ok, yes im IRN_Warrior I am one of the badest fools in the galaxy but 6 X-wings already positioned to fire on me, I am not that dumb(back to the story)

Warrior surrenders his ship and allows himself to be tractored into the hanger. As soon as Warrior gets out most of the RBL Jedi Knights are gathered around his ship with weapons drawn. As Warrior laughs he throws all of their weapons to the ground with the force.

"Geez guys im not gonna kill ya'll"

"How are we to know that" Says a high ranking official of RBL

"And who are you"

"I am Admiral Zarathos and how are we to know that your not going to try to harm us"

"Cause if I wanted you dead I would have opened fire as soon as I got in the hanger, duh"

"We know that you are Imperial, but who are you " Says Zarathos

"I'm Commander Warrior of the Imperial Royal Navy"

"Well commander what business do you have in coming here"

"Well I was going to defect seeing as how the Imperial Royal Navy was disbanded, but seeing as how you are all so eager to have me killed I will just leave"

"No please stay, we are kinda short on pilots right now so why don't you stay" Says a big black kitty

"Well if you insist I will stay"

Picks up a radio and says something noone else can understand. in about 10 seconds a huge custom transport hypered in.

"What the hell is that" Says Tank

"Well army boy that is all of my belongings"

"That is filled with your personal items?"

"Uh I didn't stutter so yeah"

"Dang thats a lot of stuff" Says Vapor

"Yes I have aquired it on my many travels and conquests plus I have tons of four wheelers and a couple of Jet Skis on board as well. So where is my bunk"

"You will be rooming with Vapor and Black Panther" Says a man that looks like Lord Vader

"Vader????"

"Yes as a matter of fact thats my callsign, but I am not the Vader you are thinking of" says the vaderly lookin dude

"Ahhh ok"

"Well its been nice getting shot at by the trigger happy Army boy, but if you don't mind I would like to take a nap"

"No problem" Says Vader

"Thanks"

Warrior retires to his bunk and later that day loads all of his junk into storage.


Submitted by Warrior

Oh...your big custom transport? It didn't pass customs. All your belongings have been confiscated. **behind Tank as he tells the Warrior this, the rest of the RBL squad proceeds to help themselves and dissappear back into the station** All your goods have already been sold and all Imperial gear destroyed. The transport has been added to the RBL Transportation fleet. **a delirious Aslan cries "YUBYUB!" as he takes it out for a spin**

Your TIE is double parked, you can pay the fine on your way to Inprocessing. Welcome to RBL.

And that's Army Boy SIR!


Submitted by M1A2Tanker

While watching all of the commotion between Tank and Warrior, BlkPnthr goes back to Cobra's quarters and sets up Warriors bunk. Taking extra special care to greet him properly, he takes some of Aslan's pee tree food and places it under the blanket. Then making sure he sharpens his claws on Warriors clothing and luggage he grins, walking out of the quarters and back to the hangar. Upon closer inspection of the TI, he notices it won't pass a safety inspection. SOme razor like slashes have gone through electrical lines and hydraulics.

Looking at Warrior he states "Get that ship off of Murdock's spot double time!" Watching Warrior get into the TIE, he smirks at Tank. Suddenly the cockpit billows with smoke and Warrior climbs out, his face blackened. Coughing and hacking he meakly asks for a transport to move the busted craft.

"Welcome to Cobra," says BlkPnthr.


Submitted by Black Panther

*wanders to The kitty cats bunk takes some of the infamous draggy snacks which attract ants, then takes out the matches , sets the kittys wardrobe of clean fur afire* Yeah mess with me *wanders out to the Hangar and spray paints the canopy black on the inside and outside, then on the side in silver spray paint writes "Warrior wuz here and Warrior Owns YOU!!!"


Submitted by Warrior

Looking at Warrior smirking BlkPnthr says, "Uhhh bro...I moved to another bunk....someone is gonna be pissed with you."


Submitted by Black Panther

BP well your fur is still burned up cause i made sure it was yours and the ship , is yours again i checked and double checked


Submitted by Warrior

Murdock Marches his Giant "Atlas" mech up to Warrior and say's "You got a problem with ARMY DUDE'S"? "And who left lunch in my bunk"! "I like my ants covered in chocolate thank you very much sheesh newbies"!


Submitted by Murdock

Chapter 1

The newly painted TIE Interceptor leaves the RBL hangar glistening in the starry void. Warrior punches in the coordinates for his old home planet Denaab.

"Warrior"

"Yes Vader"

"Good luck"

"Thanks man"

Warrior initiates the custom hyperdrive on his TIE Interceptor and the Interceptor "Rogue" leaps into hyperspace.

*6 hours later

Warrior's Interceptor exits hyperspace right in front of Denaab. Warrior mutters to himself.

"It's been awhile"

As the "Rogue" enters the atmosphere Warrior sees a world he has long since forgotten.

"TIE Interceptor "Rogue" you are cleared to land at pad 21, turn right heading November Whiskey roger"

"Roger that control"

Warrior sets the "Rogue" down perfectly on pad 21 and jumps out and hooks his lightsaber to his belt as he walks away. Warrior turns and turns on the security system on his Interceptor.

"I always forget to do that"

As our hero walks to the nearest cantina he bumps into a very nice looking young lady and spills her coffee.

"I am so sorry ma'am"

"Its ok"

"Can I buy you a drink seeing as how I spilled this one"

"Sure, by the way , what is your name?"

"My name is John but all my friends call me Warrior"

"Warrior?!?! Why is that John?"

"Well you see thats my callsign, I am a pilot for ReBeL Squadron"

"Oh how exciting, my name is Jamie, pleased to meet you Warrior"

"The pleasure is all mine Jamie"

The two walk to the nearest Cantina. They spend several hours just chit chatting about this and that. As they are talking our hero is thinking.

"Wow , she is hot, should I ask her out or not"

"Yes" she says abruptly

"Yes to what?"

"You were wondering if you should ask me out and I said yes"

"You can read my thoughts?"

"No silly but , you should learn to think silently"

" Oh hehe"

"Well go ahead" she says

"Jamie, in these past few hours , I have somehow fallen for you and I was wondering if....."

"Yes" she cuts in.

"Wow you made that quite easy on me"

"Well Warrior, how can I contact you"

"Well you can contact me at ReBeL HQ or my phone number"

Hands her a piece of paper with his number written on it. She does the same for him.

"I look forward to seeing you again Jamie"

"Ditto"she says as she smiles and walks away.

Our hero walks outside and hails for a cab. A cab pulls up, and our hero gets in.

"Where to" the cabbie says.

"5th street and Naboo drive"

"You got it man"

Our hero sits back and enjoys the ride. Out of the corner of his eye he spots someone who looks familiar , but dismisses the thought immidiatley.

"Nah couldn't be" he thinks

As our hero arrives at the desired location he steps out into the rain in amazement at the size of the house.

"Excuse me sir"Our hero asks the cab driver

"Yes" replies the cabbie

"Is this the right place"

"Yup"

"Ok man"

Warrior pays the driver. As Warrior approaches the front door his bags in hand an older man comes out of the front door

"John you are back"

"Yes father I am, how is mother"

"Sadly she passed about 2 hours ago, I would have contacted you but, your Commanding officer said that you had already left"

Our hero falls to the ground with his head in his hands at the news of his mothers death. Suddenly he gets up with an enraged look on his face.

"Father who did this"

"Black Sun"

"Why Black Sun, what do they gain from her demise"

"Its you they are after son"

"Ah and I bet that they have tryed to set up a trap"

"I don't know"

"Father you taught me everything I know about being a true warrior, are they going to try to set a trap for me"

Quietly"Yes they are in the house"

"Ok I have a plan then............."

More to come in the adventures of Warrior.*


Submitted by Warrior



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