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#1
??? What was that ??? Oh its Aslan Practicing for the RBL Christmas Talent show !! Wonder who else is and what they are going to do???......................
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#2
Za???
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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#3
/cough, /clash, /slash, /boom, /swoop, crashshsh, /buzzzzz....

"Uhm, Medic?!" ....
"Gah! That hurts!"
"Thanks Cat.... ahhh much better, I have my arm back!"

....
Who knows what I'll pull out of my sleeve.
Do not under estimate the power of the dark side!
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#4
*a rustling is heard in tanks office.............*

"no no no that's not it.......look over there  *crash, bang*......"

r2vader:  "nothing over here either....*tosses tanks desk upside down*"

"drat maybe it's in aslan's office"

r2vader:  *disconnects all the plugs on tanks computer*  "you sure this will work ace?"

"I'm sure mate, just wait till they hear us singing 'It's Raining Men' on that new kareokee system we just got.................."
There is no emotion:  There is peace.  There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.  There is no passion, there is serenity.    There is no chaos, there is harmony.   There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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#5
*slaps on his headphones and rocks out to Metallica, memorizing the Black album for the show...*

Wherever I may roooam.
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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#6
From the speaker systems suddenly a horrible parody fills the air...

Who’s the leader of the club
That’s exclusive as it can be?
M-A-S-T-E-R Y-O-D-A!

Hey there, shut yo mouth there
The Jedi are on a spree!
M-A-S-T-E-R Y-O-D-A!

MASTER YODA! (Mace Windu!)
MASTER YODA! (Mace Windu!)
Forever short and green of hide (hide hide hide!)

Fly along and feel our song
And see a man with a plan!
M-A-S-T-E-R Y-O-D-A!

~§~
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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#7
Oooooooooo, that's bad! :-X Keep that up and someone's gonna do "Tanker, the Admiral"(To the tune of Frosty the Snowman) " Clankety, clank clank. Clankety clank clank, Look at Tanker go......." :Smile
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
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#8
very nice comment, and gives me an idea!

"Tanker! The Admiral!"
"Was as short as he could be!"
"With his A2 tank, and his M1 treads" (M1A2 Tank, I know.... just please, dont comment, i'm not taking time to think about this)
"He'll run over your small head!"

"Tanker! The Admiral!" - "He's just like you and me!"
"He's strong and bold, but if you yell at him, he might just run and pee!"
....


"Ok, I'm sorry"

/dodge, /duck, /roll, /invisibility cloak engaged..... /slap, /run!
Do not under estimate the power of the dark side!
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#9
lmao
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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#10
 
    Wasn't it a (RBL) party? (To the tune of "Wasn't it a party?") :Smile

(Chorus)
Could have been nurse C, chasing Azis all about.
Could have been 3 or 4 wookies, I don't know, but look at the mess throughout!
The bar and grill's a shambles! Aslan's gonna CRY!!
Tell me, Goku, me lad ,wasn't that a party?


Simon took a teapot, wore it like Vader's helmet.
I saw Foxhound under a bar and grill table, talking to a tipsy Vadercat.
They were talking about WoWing, and flying Z-95's.
Long about then, all the power cut out.
Wasn't that a (RBL) party?


I'm sure it's just my memory, playing tricks on me
but I thought I saw Tanker, cutting down Aslan's PEE tree!!
(Chorus)


So you see Zarathos, it was all in fun.
A little bitty RBL warmup party just to make those ol' imps run!
Now I can barely see you, through all the clutter and debris.
Goku will need about 30 days, to clean up after THIS party.

(Chorus)
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
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