RBL Comlink

??? What was that ??? Oh its Aslan Practicing for the RBL Christmas Talent show !! Wonder who else is and what they are going to do???......................

Za???

/cough, /clash, /slash, /boom, /swoop, crashshsh, /buzzzzz....

"Uhm, Medic?!" ....
"Gah! That hurts!"
"Thanks Cat.... ahhh much better, I have my arm back!"

....
Who knows what I'll pull out of my sleeve.

*a rustling is heard in tanks office.............*

"no no no that's not it.......look over there  *crash, bang*......"

r2vader:  "nothing over here either....*tosses tanks desk upside down*"

"drat maybe it's in aslan's office"

r2vader:  *disconnects all the plugs on tanks computer*  "you sure this will work ace?"

"I'm sure mate, just wait till they hear us singing 'It's Raining Men' on that new kareokee system we just got.................."

*slaps on his headphones and rocks out to Metallica, memorizing the Black album for the show...*

Wherever I may roooam.

From the speaker systems suddenly a horrible parody fills the air...

Who’s the leader of the club
That’s exclusive as it can be?
M-A-S-T-E-R Y-O-D-A!

Hey there, shut yo mouth there
The Jedi are on a spree!
M-A-S-T-E-R Y-O-D-A!

MASTER YODA! (Mace Windu!)
MASTER YODA! (Mace Windu!)
Forever short and green of hide (hide hide hide!)

Fly along and feel our song
And see a man with a plan!
M-A-S-T-E-R Y-O-D-A!

Oooooooooo, that's bad! :-X Keep that up and someone's gonna do "Tanker, the Admiral"(To the tune of Frosty the Snowman) " Clankety, clank clank. Clankety clank clank, Look at Tanker go......." :

very nice comment, and gives me an idea!

"Tanker! The Admiral!"
"Was as short as he could be!"
"With his A2 tank, and his M1 treads" (M1A2 Tank, I know.... just please, dont comment, i'm not taking time to think about this)
"He'll run over your small head!"

"Tanker! The Admiral!" - "He's just like you and me!"
"He's strong and bold, but if you yell at him, he might just run and pee!"
....


"Ok, I'm sorry"

/dodge, /duck, /roll, /invisibility cloak engaged..... /slap, /run!

lmao

 
    Wasn't it a (RBL) party? (To the tune of "Wasn't it a party?") :

(Chorus)
Could have been nurse C, chasing Azis all about.
Could have been 3 or 4 wookies, I don't know, but look at the mess throughout!
The bar and grill's a shambles! Aslan's gonna CRY!!
Tell me, Goku, me lad ,wasn't that a party?


Simon took a teapot, wore it like Vader's helmet.
I saw Foxhound under a bar and grill table, talking to a tipsy Vadercat.
They were talking about WoWing, and flying Z-95's.
Long about then, all the power cut out.
Wasn't that a (RBL) party?


I'm sure it's just my memory, playing tricks on me
but I thought I saw Tanker, cutting down Aslan's PEE tree!!
(Chorus)


So you see Zarathos, it was all in fun.
A little bitty RBL warmup party just to make those ol' imps run!
Now I can barely see you, through all the clutter and debris.
Goku will need about 30 days, to clean up after THIS party.

(Chorus)