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Bah, OUR Vader isn't Sith in any way. He's too laid back to be that way, eh V? ;D Come on, you can come out of the closet again, and rejoin the XvT Anon group. ;D ;D ;D
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
8) I find it very entertaining that Goku doesn't know how the force works.
No offence Goku, but your story doesnt work, however mine does. First of all you rely too much on your sheer "power".... Buahah, anyway.... The force is more than just strength in battle and the ability to beat somebody up, as far as the entire power of the force beating a measly "SSJ3 form Goku" I fart in thy general direction.
Tank wouldn't have landed that slam down on me either, as the force would 1 have blocked him, or 2 had me dodge his attack while chopping you to bits.... You're Saiyan power can't protect you if you cant use it, if you know what I mean.
Any of the ReBeLs and myself could destroy the "Saiyans" as the force would guide us rather than brute force. I will most definitely admit the force is strong with you young jedi, but learn to trust it before you engage in a battle that you cannot win. You tripped because you do not trust the force, and there for suffered the consequences. Do not "ATTEMPT" to punish me, for your own mistake. You have much to learn young jedi, but you will be a master none the less.
As far as Vader not being a sith.... Vader speak for yourself, you know whats in your HEART!
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Feh, I'd put the smackdown on both of ya, with my....TROUT OF DESTRUCTION! FEAR AND BEWARE!! MWUAHAHAHAH!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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Man53, HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can destroy entire galaxies on a whim. True, the Force also has this capability, but no one has enough control on it to do so.
Oh, and i try not to rely on the Force at all. Me, being from a different galaxy have almost no sense of the Force at all. Oh, and trying to chop me to bits? I laugh. If i can deflect energy blasts that would destroy Coruscant 20 times over with my bare hands, and can easily eblate the attack of a lightsaber. Mine blew up just hanging at my side because of the sheer energy flwoing in the air from me.
I tripped to throw you off guard. Besides, i'd like to see you try and survive one of my energy blasts, much less a Kamehameha Wave.
Oh, and just so you know, Jedi have nothing on me. Like them, i can also read someone's mind. Just a little somthing i've picked up over the years. And even without it, even if you could have predicted what i was going to do, I'm so fast that i would have seen how you would react and been able to compensate for it before you knew what hit you.
(and now, littereally speaking as David Appleton, my true self, i've been a SW fan for as long as i can remmember and i know all to well how the Force works, and i can explain it in detail. The fact that i chose a character for myself that can far overpower the force itself was a strategic one. I have no interest in allowing Goku become a full fledged Jedi Knight, much less master, but i have allowed him to learn how to shield his mind under the guidance of Tank.)
As for the Trout of Destruction, Tank, i think Razen just snatched it and is running down the hallway twords Azezel's birth.......
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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Listening to the conversation from the far side of the bar, suddenly an idea pops into the Jedi Knights head. Pulling his comlink out of his pocket, he gets the attention of the crowd in the bar.
"Man53 what's up mate? Get a load of this..........Goku close your eyes and count to 20. Then turn and face me."
Now speaking softly into his comlink....."R2Vader get ready, what's the range on the trout cannon?"
"Ace I have my sights set from 400 yards away. This trick never gets old hahahahahahahah"
*Waving for Man to duck........* "Ok R2Vader NOW!!!!!"
KATHUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As Goku gets to 20 and turns around a giant flamin trout smacks him straight between the eyes. Using the force to levitate the trout and do a quick double slap on Goku, Ace then falls to the floor laughing hysterically.
"Aight mates, next rounds on me!!!!. R2Vader head to the bar that was a great shot!!!! LOL"
There is no emotion:ÃÂ There is peace.ÃÂ There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.ÃÂ There is no passion, there is serenity.ÃÂ ÃÂ There is no chaos, there is harmony.ÃÂ There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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*Wipes the slime from his face* I'm making mine a double of Aslan's best year on your tab Ace.
*Waits until R2Vader swivles his domed head away, the zipps over and shoves the droid out an airlock.*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
** Saves teh Dr0id **
*smiles at Goku's childnes, ignores the fact that he thinks he can "over power" the force, and kicks him square in the sac. (Sorry for that one ladies and gents, but sometimes its the best way to get through to stubborn fools)*
By the way Goku your Saiyan balls of steel can still be hurt, especially if the force is guiding the kick! 
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*right beore the impact, Goku goes Super Saiyan*
SMACK!!!
*Goku remains standing as Man53 hops around on the deck holding a now ridiculously swollen foot*
;D
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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Hey Everyone
I have been off and on in the zone but yet to see any of you :'(
And what really has me upset is that I have tried to get into a game but it appears with the DSL something has gone screwy with the port?
Well I will keep trying on and off it appears that I may have to have a Tech come to the house to set it up so I can fly once again.
Hope to see some of you soon in the zone :o
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When are you available V? I can at least pop on just to chat ya up, and if you're able to, we can try a rust-knocking exercise for both of us. 
I'm available weekends for sure now.
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