03-24-2004, 08:11 AM
Tank, buried in paperwork for plans for modernization and digitatization of the station, throws a hastilly written note out the door, hoping someone will pick it up and read the horrible scribble that states...
"Someone sound the alarm! Get the cake! Get the party favors! Get those Nubian Princesses from Snoopys doghouse for the last time! Tell Dorgy to bang on a fighter in frustration! Simon, AJ, Goku, corral Aslan and prepare to be attacked by Ninjas! We've got a birthday party to set up for one of our own..."
"Oh yea, and grab our resident bulkhead denter and plop him in the birthday seat!"
Happy Birthday Dark.
"Someone sound the alarm! Get the cake! Get the party favors! Get those Nubian Princesses from Snoopys doghouse for the last time! Tell Dorgy to bang on a fighter in frustration! Simon, AJ, Goku, corral Aslan and prepare to be attacked by Ninjas! We've got a birthday party to set up for one of our own..."
"Oh yea, and grab our resident bulkhead denter and plop him in the birthday seat!"
Happy Birthday Dark.

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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.