09-22-2003, 01:44 PM
Its test time for all you sleeping pilots!! see how weel you do 
.1. What driver doesn't have a license?
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2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
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3. What has a neck, but no head?
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4. What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
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5. What did the guitar say to the rock star?
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6. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?
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7. What kind of can never needs a can opener?
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8. Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
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9. How do you avoid falling hair?
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10. Why did the doctor switch jobs?
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11. What has 10 legs and drools?
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12. Where do old bowling balls end up?
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13. What did one scale say to the other scale?
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14. Did you ever see the salad dressing?
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15. What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?
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16. Why did the clock get sick?
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17. Why did the tree see the dentist?
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18. How do prevent a summer cold?
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19. What do mechanics charge to fix tires?
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20. Why did you get rid of your watchdog?
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21.Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?
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22. What paper makes you itch?
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23. What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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24.What person is always in a hurry?
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25. What did one wall say to the other?
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26. Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
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27. What is the first thing you do every morning?
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28. If a child is spanked by his mother and by his father, who hurts the most?
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29. What do people make that nobody can ever see?
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30.What kind of table has no legs?
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....................................................... The ANswers
1. a screwdriver
2. Becuase he would never lie
3. A bottle
4. A yardstick
5. Quit Picking on me!
6. Sandy Claws
7. A PeliCan
8. In a dictionary
9. step out of the way
10. He lost his patients
11. Quituplets
12. In the gutter
13. you have a way about you
14. No but i saw the bacon strip
15. Close the door Im dressing!
16. it was run down
17. to get a root canal
18. Catch it in the winter
19. A flat rate
20. He could not tell time.
21. He wanted to see a water fall
22. Scratch paper
23. The Ocean
24. One who is a russian
25. Meet you at the corner
26. A horse
27. Wake up
28. probably the child
29. Noise
30. Mutiplication table
