+- RBL Comlink (https://rblsquad.com/comlink)
+-- Forum: General (https://rblsquad.com/comlink/forum-4.html)
+--- Forum: General Discussion (https://rblsquad.com/comlink/forum-10.html)
+--- Thread: Riddle me this (/thread-363.html)
Riddle me this - Aslan - 09-22-2003
Its test time for all you sleeping pilots!! see how weel you do 
.1. What driver doesn't have a license?
???
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
???
3. What has a neck, but no head?
???
4. What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
???
5. What did the guitar say to the rock star?
???
6. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?
???
7. What kind of can never needs a can opener?
???
8. Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
???
9. How do you avoid falling hair?
???
10. Why did the doctor switch jobs?
???
11. What has 10 legs and drools?
???
12. Where do old bowling balls end up?
???
13. What did one scale say to the other scale?
???
14. Did you ever see the salad dressing?
???
15. What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?
???
16. Why did the clock get sick?
???
17. Why did the tree see the dentist?
???
18. How do prevent a summer cold?
???
19. What do mechanics charge to fix tires?
???
20. Why did you get rid of your watchdog?
???
21.Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?
???
22. What paper makes you itch?
???
23. What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
???
24.What person is always in a hurry?
???
25. What did one wall say to the other?
???
26. Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
???
27. What is the first thing you do every morning?
???
28. If a child is spanked by his mother and by his father, who hurts the most?
???
29. What do people make that nobody can ever see?
???
30.What kind of table has no legs?
???
....................................................... The ANswers
1. a screwdriver
2. Becuase he would never lie
3. A bottle
4. A yardstick
5. Quit Picking on me!
6. Sandy Claws
7. A PeliCan
8. In a dictionary
9. step out of the way
10. He lost his patients
11. Quituplets
12. In the gutter
13. you have a way about you
14. No but i saw the bacon strip
15. Close the door Im dressing!
16. it was run down
17. to get a root canal
18. Catch it in the winter
19. A flat rate
20. He could not tell time.
21. He wanted to see a water fall
22. Scratch paper
23. The Ocean
24. One who is a russian
25. Meet you at the corner
26. A horse
27. Wake up
28. probably the child
29. Noise
30. Mutiplication table
Re:Riddle me this - Snoopy - 09-22-2003
I thought you were flying wow? lol
Re:Riddle me this - Goku1 - 09-23-2003
Never underestimate an Ewok. If he can pilot a craft and be an Admiral, then it shouldn't be anything to post while flying WoW, lol