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Mystery of the Missing Wookie
#11
...dun, dun, dun....
Do not under estimate the power of the dark side!
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#12
Tank popped his head up from the barricade he and a few others had constructed as the Ninja's vanished.  "The hell?  They just ran off?"

A few nameless crew gulped in fear...for the Ninja's vanishing can only mean bad things. 

Tank stood up fully, holding a blaster rifle close to him, his clothing torn from several near misses by the Ewoks early on.  "Trooper...go out there and see if you can find Azis, Ace, Zara...hell, anyone."

The trooper nodded and took off down the corridor...only to be suddenly struck down by a flurry of shurikens, the body collapsing hard. 

"Damn..."  Tank muttered, ducking back down and sighing.  "Man I could go for a rootie right now."
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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#13
From down the corridor comes the sound of a mans voice  "oooopppsssss  my bad!"  Ace yells down the corridor after stopping to look at the fallen trooper who was uhhhmmmm accidentally hit with a misfired trout cannon round.  "Tank that you mate?  Things have been pretty quiet down this way.........just been busy with R2Vader running maintenance on the droids and the Incenerator."  Using the force to project a sense of calm and relaxation toward Tank's position, Ace grabs the troopers arms and slides him down the corridor to Tank.  "He'll be alright once he wakes up.  Took a hit right between the eyes.  We had the trout cannon prepped to be cleaned and it kinda accidentally went off LOL.....................ummm dude you look like you've been goin a few rounds with Darth Vader himself...........what's up?"

Ace looks back to the trooper then back to Tank.....ohhhh it's gonna be a long night.........
There is no emotion:  There is peace.  There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.  There is no passion, there is serenity.    There is no chaos, there is harmony.   There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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#14
:o*Suddenly as the two were talking the whole station Shakes and groans as a Aslan returns with a beautiful blue hitch hiker aboard his X-Wing*  the Ewoks come running Pulling A large Barrell Of Aslans Secret Stash Its PARTY TIME!! ;D
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#15
Due to the shaking and shifting of the station from the massive barrel, Tank found himself on the deck and knocked against some of his defenses...and unforunately had R2Vader on top of him.

"Gerroffame you bucket o bolts!"  Tank exclaimed, trying to disloge the astromech from his torso.  Alas, he was only able to kick his legs and beat his hands on the droid's body.  The poor Jedi didn't even get a chance to see the beautiful blue hitchhiker. 

The Force willed it to be so...
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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#16
Tank, bro, solve all your problems.... DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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#17
Murdock can be seen trying to glue his hair back on his body....
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