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Anyone notice the Ninja Ewoks haven't been around lately? Seems they hadn't been paid for some time and got a bit upset about it. Since Aslan usually pays them and hasn't been around of late, they even took it upon themselves to vent their frustrations in the Bar & Grill !! Amazing how much damage ticked off Ewoks can do....far worse than any bar fight by far. Suffice it to say, Aslan's Bar & Grill is temporarily shut down for repairs. Problem is...with NO Aslan around to fund and supervise the repairs, the shutdown could be indefinite! :o Can we..the pilots and members of ReBeL HANDLE going DRY til the Bar & Grill reopens? Will the Imperials pick this time to launch an attack? And what happened to Aslan anyway? Yup, it's that time again. Time for our creative RBL writers to put their thinking caps on, grab their pens and tell us what THEY think has and/or will happen. Remember, the future of the Bar & Grill is at stake!!! ;D
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muahahaha, sounds fun
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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It shall be done. 
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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**Man53 walks into his room and very quietly opens a bottle that has been tucked under his mattress for a decade and begins drinking**
"Hmmm... good ol' rooties, thank god i've got a backup stash from last time we tore this place under.**
**Man53 sends Hobovu and Fireyone to chase down the ewoks**
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**Man53 lets all the Master Jedi know (Aka everybody except Fireyone, Hobovu, and the ewoks of course) that he's got the hidden stash but to be very cautious about how much they take, this stash won't last long if we all just grab what we want, and don't let the word spread. :-X **
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/begin prologue
In the dark of the night...which extended into the day due to the RBL Station being in outer space...a terrible power lay dormant. For many long, grueling months it lay in wait. Building up in power and strength as its rage and frustration mounted. The disappearance of the admiral Ewok turned Wookiee (we're not sure how that worked either but we don't dare try to find out) had caused this power to appear.
And finally...the power was unleashed as the Ninja Ewoks went on a rampage, destroy everything in the Bar and Grill! The damage was extensive, and the Ewoks rage was not assuaged as they rushed out into the Station proper, to wreck havoc and vengence.
Also to pick up money and chicks, but that was limited to a single Ninja Ewok. Sick little perv...
This is the story...of the super force...of space explorers. Specially trained, and stuck there by the Alliance to bring back..Vol-er...peace to that quadrant of space! This is the story of RBL and the Terror of the Ninja Ewoks!
/end prologue
/begin advertisements for viagra, cola, and other upcoming films
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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**Man53 slowly walks down a hallway battered and torn by the ninja-ewok's rampage. Swaying slowly from left to right with each step, he glances at the remains of what used to be corridor to his personal quarters.**
"Lousy stinkin' Ewoks and their ravaging of our hangar!"
*From the distance a small figure watches Man53 looming in the darkness....*
*Man53 is too disturbed by the surrounding damage and havoc to notice this figure, as it slowly approaches, changing position, using the darkness to it's advantage.**
*!*!*Suddenly something happens.......... but what, and how does it unfold?*!*!*
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Oooo, srry, that was me. I sampled 1 of Aslan's experimental batches of rooties and it hasn't been agreeing with me. Dang, it's hard slipping siliently through the station when you constantly have to let 1 rip. :-4 I wonder if there've been any other strange effects from his experimental brews?
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*What Man53 and Snoopy didnt know was that Murdock was right behind Snoopy hoping to catch them both unaware and slap them both with a wet slimy trout... However when Snoppy let loose with his .... shall we say bio-attack the fish fell from his hand and his fir started to fall out. Screeming for his life (and fir) Murdock runs as fast as his considerable stride will carry him.
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**Man53 chuckles as he watches the half-naked Murdock running away. He slowly raises his hand and flicks his wrist side-ways. Suddenly a large metal box knocks Murdock over the head!** (revenge is sweet)
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*** ALERT **** ALERT**** A Strange Sheilded Vessel is seen than not seen heading towards RBL station!! The Ninja Ewoks suddenly All stop what there doing and run and hide What could this mean??? :o
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