02-02-2004, 09:37 AM
We find Capt. Phantiel sitting in his bath tub relaxing in a bubble bath......and singing to his "rubber mynock".
"We've got an SSDEEeeee, we've got an SSDEEeeee."
"We've got an SSDEEeeee, an a promotion just for me!"
*now holding up a toy "gundark"*
"Were gonna blow up the reeeebles,"
"were gonna blow up the reeeebles."
"were gonna blow up the reeeebles."
"just wait a bit you'll see!"
*now using the gundark to eat the mynock*
"We'll use the SSDEEeee, we'll use the SSDEEee,"
"We'll use the SS........."
Phantiel is interupted by bridge communications.
"Sir, your pressence is required on the bridge, "Operation Juxtapose" has failed and the SSD is bringing her guns to bear on us at "point blank" range."
Phantiel's answer was to sping from the water in a shower of water and bubbles not unlike a polaris missile.
"&^%$!!!"
He grabed a towle and ran for the door leaving a trail of rubber squeakie toys in his wake.
While travleing in his turbolift he could hear the laser batteries trading fire with the SSD out side. As his lift door opened he stormed out abd began to resume command of his ship.
"REPORT!" he barked.
"SIR, re-enforcement have...." the communications officer stopped speaking and save for the battle raging outside, the bridge was silent as everyone stared at the Captain wearing nothing but a towle, his hat, and clutching his rubber mynock.
Phantiel ajusted his towle in an effort to re-compose himself and rather than go into a rant, calmly told the communications officer to continue.
"Sir,.... *amongst covered mouths and snickers* we have been ordered to commence full retreat while the battle line gives us cover fire. "
Commander Heterly broke in.(barley able to contain even his own hystaria at the captains predicament)
"Our superriors belive that at this point that even the loss*sninker* of just one capitol war ship, *snx* would be too costly for our cause...... he.. hehe."
The captain was again beginning to lose his composure.
"Oh shut up..."
The combat officer in a crew pit shouted over to the commander.
"SHIELDS DOW...DOW...*starts laughing maniacaly* DOWHHWHWHAHAHA DOWN 47%!!!"
Phantiel now enraged... "JUST GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"
"We've got an SSDEEeeee, we've got an SSDEEeeee."
"We've got an SSDEEeeee, an a promotion just for me!"
*now holding up a toy "gundark"*
"Were gonna blow up the reeeebles,"
"were gonna blow up the reeeebles."
"were gonna blow up the reeeebles."
"just wait a bit you'll see!"
*now using the gundark to eat the mynock*
"We'll use the SSDEEeee, we'll use the SSDEEee,"
"We'll use the SS........."
Phantiel is interupted by bridge communications.
"Sir, your pressence is required on the bridge, "Operation Juxtapose" has failed and the SSD is bringing her guns to bear on us at "point blank" range."
Phantiel's answer was to sping from the water in a shower of water and bubbles not unlike a polaris missile.
"&^%$!!!"
He grabed a towle and ran for the door leaving a trail of rubber squeakie toys in his wake.
While travleing in his turbolift he could hear the laser batteries trading fire with the SSD out side. As his lift door opened he stormed out abd began to resume command of his ship.
"REPORT!" he barked.
"SIR, re-enforcement have...." the communications officer stopped speaking and save for the battle raging outside, the bridge was silent as everyone stared at the Captain wearing nothing but a towle, his hat, and clutching his rubber mynock.
Phantiel ajusted his towle in an effort to re-compose himself and rather than go into a rant, calmly told the communications officer to continue.
"Sir,.... *amongst covered mouths and snickers* we have been ordered to commence full retreat while the battle line gives us cover fire. "
Commander Heterly broke in.(barley able to contain even his own hystaria at the captains predicament)
"Our superriors belive that at this point that even the loss*sninker* of just one capitol war ship, *snx* would be too costly for our cause...... he.. hehe."
The captain was again beginning to lose his composure.
"Oh shut up..."
The combat officer in a crew pit shouted over to the commander.
"SHIELDS DOW...DOW...*starts laughing maniacaly* DOWHHWHWHAHAHA DOWN 47%!!!"
Phantiel now enraged... "JUST GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"