05-30-2003, 09:49 PM
Wearily Tank moves the last item that he's going to move for the next couple days into the place that it belongs-for-the-moment-because-he-doesn't-know-where-it-really-goes-but-will-have-to-move-it-a-dozen-times-anyways, and flops down onto his...
"Hey...what the heck happened to my chair!?!!" He exlaims as he jumps up from a splinter going into his posterior (who says I never get a stick up my butt?
).
The Jedi Master appears to ponder for a moment, when he finally exclaims, "Hey...there's teeth marks in my chair!"
This dramatic conclusion and announcement took 5 minutes before he finally he remembered to remove the splinter, and then go to sleep so he can plan on delightful revenge.... ;D
Yup, that's right folks. I'm up and running again. Had to put the phone jacks in before I could get on, but hey, if I don't do it, someone else would have. What sucks is that I went from going almost full bore on my 56k, to going about 32k out here (about 3 miles outside of town). Ah well, at least I'm still connected.
"Hey...what the heck happened to my chair!?!!" He exlaims as he jumps up from a splinter going into his posterior (who says I never get a stick up my butt?
). The Jedi Master appears to ponder for a moment, when he finally exclaims, "Hey...there's teeth marks in my chair!"
This dramatic conclusion and announcement took 5 minutes before he finally he remembered to remove the splinter, and then go to sleep so he can plan on delightful revenge.... ;D
Yup, that's right folks. I'm up and running again. Had to put the phone jacks in before I could get on, but hey, if I don't do it, someone else would have. What sucks is that I went from going almost full bore on my 56k, to going about 32k out here (about 3 miles outside of town). Ah well, at least I'm still connected.
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.