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RED ALERT!!!!! RED ALERT!!!!!!
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04-24-2005, 01:00 PM
That's where the 'on' switch is? At the core? I'm on it!! *Hurries down the corridor, passing the prone, out-cold form of Fireyone233* Shoulda had a flashlight on your toolbelt.
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
04-24-2005, 02:46 PM
"Stop that pooch! He's dragging his feet and has enough static power to take out the entire core!" Tank chases after Snoopy, using the Force to keep from having Fireyone's fate.
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
04-24-2005, 03:09 PM
Ok, I'm at the core....I don't see an 'on' switch though....what's it look like? *Hears a snapping sound and see's flickers of light flash from his paws* Uhoh...THAT can't be good.....hope that was just a convinient time for the force to finally find me..... ;D
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
04-24-2005, 03:10 PM
and I KNOW it wasn't my flashlight. :
 ;D (ya didn't want me to make it TOO easy for ya did ya?)
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
04-24-2005, 10:33 PM
An unbeknownst trap door dropped open under Tank when the sparks flew from Snoopy, sending our wayward Jedi flying downwards...into the jaws of the Rampant Panda!!
"GAAH!!!"
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day. 
04-26-2005, 10:25 PM
isn't it about time someone just blasted that darned thing?
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
04-27-2005, 06:29 PM
Is that what you do to your pets at home?
 Seems to me that that critter is actually someone's pet....danged if I can REMEMBER HOW it got here in the 1st place. Must be old age kicking in.
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
04-30-2005, 01:44 PM
*Fireyone233 wakes up and runs down the hall ythis time igniting a one of his Demon Fire balls (I"M HALF FIRE DEMON!) to see where he is going and he wanders right down the halll were tanker fell.*
Man it feels like i have a HAAANNGGGGOOOOVVVEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down the hole were the rampant panda is mualing tanker* Ahhh tanker I'll save you *pulls out his trusty taser Murphy and socks the panda making it scurrie away for now.* You ok there Buddy?
Powered up, Blasters ready, lets do this!
05-01-2005, 10:02 PM
How did the Panda get here other than on a freighter?? I do believe the pleasure of its company was requested and made by Tanker though I might have had something to do with it along with several cases of Aslan's finest one late night down in the Bar and Grille
Whoever read this; if any remain to read it, weep for us who have no more tears. Pray for us who are damned alive.
05-02-2005, 01:29 PM
All i know is that the slobber feels really bad...not to mentionthe smell. MY FORCE THE SMELL!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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