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Quick! Release the naked Nubian Princesses and have them retrieve Simon before us...he hath aged another year before we knew it, and it must be properly celebrated!
TO THE BAR....and grill! ;D
Happy Birthday Simon!
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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*runs to the bar and sets up the trusty kareokee machine..............*
(grabs mic and starts singing "Heart of Rock n Roll" by Huey Lewis and the News)
*bows after song is finished..................hears no applause.............looks out to see nobody else in the bar....................*
What the ??????? thought there was a party in here.....................*goes to bar and gets 2 rooties*
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That's because you started singing! 
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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On a side note though Tank, I think you just saved Aslan a fortune in a pest exterminator. I've never seen so many critters running for the airlocks!! :  *Takes an earplug out briefly and hears Ace singing* NOW I know why!! *Heads for the airlock himself* ;D ;D ;D
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*Fireyone233 walks into the bar with B5 who has some 1887 whiskey stored in him.*
Nice Party *Gets keeroke machinse ready for SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER he starts to sing.*
*Finishs song everyone cheering ace is left dumbfouned.*
THANK YOU THANK YOU I"LL BE HERE TILL THURSDAY
*gets off stage and starts drinking booze.*
Powered up, Blasters ready, lets do this!
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Thanx mates.
Next round is on me! Wooohoooo!
*While everyone starts to run for the bar, Simon trys to sneak out with the princess*
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*sitting at the bar drinking a nice lomin ale, Ace scratches his head and wonders why everyone left the bar*
*Sees tank, aslan, fireyone, simon, padme, b5..................................*
"Hey I got an idea for your b-day Simon lol GWF free for all!!!!!!!!"
happy b-day mate
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Happy B-Day buddy!!!
*Opens up a ked of good German beer*
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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