Quick! Release the naked Nubian Princesses and have them retrieve Simon before us...he hath aged another year before we knew it, and it must be properly celebrated!
TO THE BAR....and grill! ;D
Happy Birthday Simon!
*runs to the bar and sets up the trusty kareokee machine..............*
(grabs mic and starts singing "Heart of Rock n Roll" by Huey Lewis and the News)
*bows after song is finished..................hears no applause.............looks out to see nobody else in the bar....................*
What the ??????? thought there was a party in here.....................*goes to bar and gets 2 rooties*
That's because you started singing!

On a side note though Tank, I think you just saved Aslan a fortune in a pest exterminator. I've never seen so many critters running for the airlocks!! :

*Takes an earplug out briefly and hears Ace singing* NOW I know why!! *Heads for the airlock himself* ;D ;D ;D
*Fireyone233 walks into the bar with B5 who has some 1887 whiskey stored in him.*
Nice Party *Gets keeroke machinse ready for SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER he starts to sing.*
*Finishs song everyone cheering ace is left dumbfouned.*
THANK YOU THANK YOU I"LL BE HERE TILL THURSDAY
*gets off stage and starts drinking booze.*
Thanx mates.
Next round is on me! Wooohoooo!
*While everyone starts to run for the bar, Simon trys to sneak out with the princess*
*sitting at the bar drinking a nice lomin ale, Ace scratches his head and wonders why everyone left the bar*
*Sees tank, aslan, fireyone, simon, padme, b5..................................*
"Hey I got an idea for your b-day Simon lol GWF free for all!!!!!!!!"
happy b-day mate
Happy B-Day buddy!!!
*Opens up a ked of good German beer*