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RBL Radio presents: CHRISTMAS PARODIES 2005 EXTRAVAGANZA!!
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12-02-2005, 02:15 PM
This is your host, Goku, with ReBeL Home radio, home of the semi-annual Big Blue Ewok Toss. We're opening up the waves to the songs of the season. All listeners are encouraged to send in thier own songs. Keep it clean, and have fun!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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12-18-2005, 01:20 AM (This post was last modified: 12-18-2005, 01:22 AM by M1A2Tanker.)
Well...we've got parodies at least! Big Grin

(Parody of Flogging Molly: Seven Deadly Sins)

Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins

So the years rolled on by and several retired
That left us somewhat reelin'
Goku strummed his Gundam's gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of Aslan
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with some lions
In the search for a Pee Tree!

Imperials who suffer all
Can float upon the nebula
Where their avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
They fill their mouths with gluttony
And their pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell

Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins

Palpatine and his evil twin
Had crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But The Senate it gave no answer
Vader kills the human soul
With Isards tales of lust
While Imperial Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust

Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins

But It's the only life we'll know
ReBeLs to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the 'roid belt!

Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
The Ewoks swung in and came crawlin' out
Then spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of Az'is
That sang for you and me
Grapplin' with his hoverplat
In the search for a new rig!


Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins

Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins


(if ya wanna hear the unaltered version, go here...Seven Deadly Sins)
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12-18-2005, 02:20 AM
indeed. That was Tank with his usual good start. Now that things have been kicked off, let's get cracking people!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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12-18-2005, 01:54 PM (This post was last modified: 12-18-2005, 02:04 PM by Acehigh.)
*we're back after that commercial break sponsored by Saiyan's unlimited.    This is RBL's most famous crack reporter covering the night shift here at the station for Goku.  For the next few weeks the staff here at WRBL radio will be working feverishly to bring you all the holiday silliness we can think of.  And now here's that wonderful medly by Claakdarian composer and vocalist Vilhelm Moonstalker*

"I'm dreaming of a new X-wing simulation
Just like the ones we already know
Where the E-wings glisten
And the Imperials listen
To hear, K-wings bombing bases into snow, snow

Ohhhh I'm dreaming of a new X-wing simulation
With every starfighter that I dogfight
May your wookies be hairy and bright
And may all your patrols return from flight"

*Ohhhhh this stuff is just to good to be true.  If you hurry and call now operators are standing by to send you these great hits and more on 3 cd's valued at roughly 19.95 in new repulic credits of course.  I'll be here all night long, well until 4 am coruscant standard time anyways.........so in the meantime.....what wonderful tunes we've been crankin out for ya!  but what holiday season would be complete without this rousin little diddy from the Kaminoan Free Press*

"You know Palpy n Vader n Tarkin n Dooku
Han n Leia, Luke and don't forget R2
But do you recall?  The most famous cloney of them all?

Boba the bounty hunter
Had a shiny rocket pack
Just one click of a button
Shot the sucker right off his back
All of the other Hunters
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Boba
Join in Disentigration games

Then on foggy Bespin eve
Vader came to say
Boba with this carbonite
Won't you get me Solo tonight
Then how the Alliance feared him
And that shiny rocket pack
Boba the Bounty hunter
Look out for the Almighty Zarlack!!!!!!!"

WRBL signing off for the evening.......*static*
There is no emotion:  There is peace.  There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.  There is no passion, there is serenity.    There is no chaos, there is harmony.   There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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12-18-2005, 04:54 PM
AND now its time for a RBL special RADIO CHRISTMAS DRAMA! Staring Anyone I fireyone can get into the studio.

*Plays deck the halls with bells of holi*

Twas the night before christmas and through the station not a creature was stirring not even george.

Fireyone lay all snug in his bed till he heard a rocket engine fly right by his bed.

He woke with a fright to just outside good ole saint nick flying a Sorosub sleigh!

((some one can continue from here))
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