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All New Recruits please report for briefing
#1
*S*  Ok newbies listen up.  Since nobody else has done this I guess I will Smile  *can't wait to hear what tank's gonna do to me after this lol*  As far as I know right now we should have two new recruits.  Fireyone and Sivar.  Basically what I'm gonna do is lay down the law so ya'll don't get into to much trouble round here.  Think of this as the RBL unofficial handbook. 

Law 1:  Please refrain from using profanity on this board or any board attached to this station.  We like to think of ourselves as a family ect.  Insanity, humiliation, jokes, riff raff, and general shinanagins are all encouraged.

Law 2:  When we get bored (or not playing much online gaming) we will engage in some posts that will be RPG like.  We all have characters that we have tailored to our personal liking.  You two will also be granted the ability to create your own character.  But we need to keep some things in perspective.  Look at it like this you two are greenhorns in the Rebel Alliance/New Republic and we are showing your the ropes and how to survive against the Empire.  Right now your characters should have pretty limited skills and can not be jedi.  If you play nice and follow all the laws there is always the chance you could be found to be force sensitive.  Only one man has walked into this recruiting office as a jedi...................and that was me lol (can see tank's smile now)

Law 3:  If we are free any of the veterans of RBL station would be more than happy to assist you in flight training/gaming tips and skills.  Just don't ask us how to land..........

Law 4:  you must read all posts on this message board titled "news".  very important info is passed on in these posts.

Law 5:  Never speak the name of the big black and white thing you see round the station

Law 6:  If your not having fun, your not doing something right lol

Law 7:  Report to Tank's office at 0600 coruscant standard time for your equipment check out

Dismissed  *S*

There is no emotion:  There is peace.  There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.  There is no passion, there is serenity.    There is no chaos, there is harmony.   There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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#2
....they have equipment?  :o
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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#3
Of course they have equipment Tank!!

remmember the toothbrush and the container of Comet cleaner?
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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#4
I was led to believe that equipment and bsc processing was all your job mate lol.  I got the "tech" stuff handled.........ummmmmmm as long as they don't need any work done to their assigned fighters.....*snickers*
There is no emotion:  There is peace.  There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.  There is no passion, there is serenity.    There is no chaos, there is harmony.   There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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#5
Oh, you mean the rusty piles of junk we used to fly that have gallons of dried Wookie slobber in the seats from where the mechanics crawl in there ans sleep? THOSE assigned ships??  ;D
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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#6
They get gear?!  :o

I'm with Tank on this one....

When did we start assigning toothbrushes?

GEORGE /snicker could use one or seven.
Wraith should have the honor of helping him out.
(Last I heard the last creature died from the breath and gumming alone, granted it was Goku's pet hampster, nobody really knows WHAT happened to it, but it either was incinerated in an energy blast, or he burried it from the .... pastey remains of the gumming)
Do not under estimate the power of the dark side!
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#7
I went to my rust bucket and cleaned out redid the cockpit to my like and I found Gokus hampster with a lady friend taking care of there babys

*puts the cage down.*

Oh do we have any rust away spary need to fix the enginse with one. Oh and by the way I found Aslans second stash of rooties in the back of the old seet so I had some the tasted great theres enough left for everyone.

*looks over and See the thing know as goerge.*

except him.
Powered up, Blasters ready, lets do this!
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#8
L-a-n-d-i-n-g....  Hmmm  I can't find this word in any dictionary.  Does anyone know what this is?  Do we even have those or is it some kind of drink??

Speaking of those rust buckets the one in the far corner all piled in a heap is mine and I still say its a new paint sceme the mechanics developed to scare the enemy and not actual rust, but then again I haven't flown in a while so I could be wrong, I still like the color though...

Whats with the big white and black thing Ace???  ohhhh right you mean the Rampant Panda...aw man  why is it always me....  Gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!  *sluuuurp*


Wraith
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#9
I think its time to put the panda down for a little while, does anybody have any more of those tranquilizers? I remember I could only find one specific type that worked well with this guy, but we could really use it right now, he just tore up my entire quarters, and he stole my bed/cot/matress and stuck it under Goku's.... Come to think of it, I wonder if Goku did that!

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#10
no no no wraith we moved your fighter mate........yours is the red and white one that looks like a bulls-eye.......
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