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Yup, that waskally wabbit came through the Station again, and once more he eluded all traps set to catch him. Even the Ninja Ewok dogpile-and-drag'em-away-in-a-net trap didn't work.
We need new ideas for traps, especially since he's still at large on the station, leaving his eggs all over the place. His reign of terror must end!!
**is pelted by an egg** THERE HE IS!!! SECURITY!!
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**tries to use the force to trip the bunny, but for some odd reason the force powers dont work on fictional characters** .... "crap... there he goes...."
Tank, hop in your tank, shoot out his legs. We'll get that Waskily Wabbit!
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We're on a station, they wouldn't let me bring the vehicle up here!
Quick! Call ACME!
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Welp, if that silly wabbits still loose, WHAT did I catch in the traps???? *Goes to check his wabbit traps* 1st live trap....hmmmm OOOOPS 1 Irish Gundam!!! *Tosses him into Tanks ofice* Have fun. *Checks second trap* Oh no!!! GEORGE!!! *Tosses this 1 in Tanks office too* I wonder what the offspring og THOSE 2 would be??? *Checks final trap and spots a familair black and white form* OOOOOOOOOhhhhhn no! I ain't opening THAT one. *Tosses trap and all into Wraith's quarters.* At least THAT will keep him happy for a while. *Spots Wraith heading for his quarters* Any panda sighting's lately Wraith? ;D >  ;D
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Tank freezes in place. "Prank sense...tingling..."
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03-27-2005, 06:58 AM
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*Fireyone233 sees the rabbit and all them chasing it then sees the wanted poster for the easter bunny. goes back into quaters and comes out looking like the terminator about to have a field day.*
DIE YOU EVIL RABBIT I DIDN"T GET ANY DAMN CHOCOLATE THIS YEAR YOU ******.*fires a massive amount of blaster fire to kill the thing but the bunny uses the force and makes become birdies. the Ninja ewoks come in with an assorment of point things of doom jumpthe bunny and stab him to death unfortunetly it was a fake.*
DAMN WERES THAT FRICKEN RABBIT!!!!!
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You cant kill the easter bunny.... he's gone now anyway, he made it out, but he left nice little treats....
*Bites in to an egg*
*BOOM*
*singed face*
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ok the last one was Jelly Beans.... who did it?!
/throws a box at Vapor (Because he seems MIA)
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Be a little hard for Vape to do that seeing as he's undergoing Marine training. 
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As Wraith walks back to his quarters after a strenious session of trying to learn how to land with out much success he sees his old friend the Easter Bunny.
"Hey Fuzzy how goes it" asks Wraith, "I know man, ther're always playing pranks on you or trying to get you into these traps they keep thinking up, it's a tough living with these jokers, nice trick by switching eggs though"
*meanwhile down the hall the rest of RBL spots Wraith outside his quarters talking to himself and wait to see their latest prank with the Panda when he opens his door*
"Well I guess I'll let you go, see you next year."
*Then Wraith turns and goes into his room.. but wait.. what is this??? No attack? the pranksters wonder... what happened to the Panda???
Meanwhile in Wraith's room...
Wraith "Gahhh!!! oh whew! It's only you Tank. Man you got me good that time, but if your here I wonder where the other one is...."
"Heheh! Man that was classic." Tank says as he takes of the Panda suit. "Now that you mention it I haven't seen Ace in awhile and he was heading this way earlier today."
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* a rattling noise is heard coming out of Wraith's locker..........bang bang, crash, boom...............suddenly the door to said locker opens and R2Vader jumps out waving a pastel flag and holding a funny looking basket.............*
R2Vader:  "*&^%$#@! locker door stuck, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh drat your here. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!"Â
*takes out an egg from the basket and clocks wraith with it. turns to tank and takes out the pop out light saber, then hits tank with a rather foul smelling trout...........*
R2Vader:Â "It is now time to meet your maker o bearer of evil..........................*tosses an egg at the wall to get Tank to look left*Â Â "hahahahahahahah"Â *sticks a sign on tank's back that says R-A-M-P-A-N-T P-A-N-D-A, then turns and hauls gears out the door to the hallway*
Ace:Â "cmon mate we gotta run before this get's bad lol lol lmao"Â *Ace and R2Vader are last seen running towards Aslan's Bar............*
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