Big Wookiee Daddy Escort Service

[Aslan]

* Snoopy and Simon are watching the big screen at Aslans Bar and Grill when suddenly "How the space was won" show is interrupted by ..... : Yes Folks if you find yourself all alone on the beaches of LOK and need a ride home, Just call on BWD escort service we can tour you around even the scarious parts with complete safety and heck we can hook you up with great presants too! Just ask one of are satified customers.......pssst tank this is the part for your live testomonial   ..............Now back to our regularly schedule program

[M1A2Tanker]

*A red haired man was shoved roughly in front of the camera* "Hey!  Watch it will ya?  I just got this armor!"

"Huh?  Oh yea...um...my lines?....yes!  Yea, it was great!  I was completely lost on Lok, and I was like..man this sucks..how am I going to get around...and then suddenly there they were....BWD!  They were like the bomb diggity I tell you!"

**Said man is suddenly shoved off camera**