The Comm creaks once again...

[M1A2Tanker]

And the weirdest rap song ever begins to play...

Without Tank (parody of Emminem's "Without Me"

I've got bikes. Real thing, no gimmicks **record scratch**

2 Ninja Ewoks float around the outside, round the outside, round the outside...
2 Ninja Ewoks float around the outside, round the outside, round the outside...
**a kiss, then slap and whine**

Guess who's back...back again...Tanker's back...save your friends.
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back....Na na na, ah neh neh neh neh, ah neh
neh neh NEE! **blaster fires**

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see CNN anymore, they want Tanker I'm chopped lumber. **tree falls**

Well if you want Tanker, this is what I'll give ya. A little bit of me mixed with some Ewok liquor *yuck!* some coagualted stuff that'll burn out my heart quicker than the shock when I get shocked at the hanger by my fighter when my droids not cooperating, when I'm rocking the Xwing while he's interfacing. **lignting buzz**

You waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, but I've seen the Tree and I'm hallucinating. **UFO sound**

I know that you got a project Dark but Galaxies can't be too complicating **censored!**. So BSC won't let us be, or let Aslan see his beloved Pee Tree. **YUBYUB** They tried to break me down with XP but it feels so empty without me. So come on and sit, a smile on yer lips, screw that, I broke my hips so gimme some Trix then get ready, cuz the ships about to get heavy. I just got a ton of bantha suits TUCK YOUR TUMMY!! **wind sucking sound**

Chorus:Now this looks like a job for me, but everybody just don't follow me, cuz we need a whole lot of comedy, but it feels so empty without me. **group calls, "Yea right!"**
Now this looks like a job for me, but everybody just don't follow me, cuz we need a whole lot of comedy, but it feels so empty without me. **group calls, "Whatever."**

**music stops** I'll save you from the rest of that hehehe.

That's right, I'm finally fully back! Don't have the games loaded up just yet, but I'll get that taken care of in no time. I'm so happy!

The guys who assembled it for me cut me an awesome deal too for it. They took the old system (plus the 20 gig, but I can live without that, I mean I have a 40 gig) off my hands, and told me that we broke even. Didn't have to pay them a thing!

Awesome stuff eh? I could almost fly in WoW without a ship. ;D

[Snoopy]

I think you're right....there IS something in the rooties lately................ :

[Goku1]

Eminem's "Lose Yourself/One shot"

Look,
I you had,
One Shot,
Or one torpedo,
To kill all the enemies you ever wanted,
In one moment,
Would you use it, or just let it slip.

Yo

His palms are ready, sight keen, there's an itch in his finger already, laser beddy, aimed for that TIE's belly. He's serious and on the surface he looks calm and ready to shoot things but he keeps on forgetting to the comp is broke down. The whole scene goes so loud, he flies out the hangar but the lasers they just won't come out. He chokin how? Everbodys opennin now. Time's up over plow. Snap back to the tragedy, up, there goes Darkety, up there goes Snoopidy, he goes. He's so mad that he won't give up easy no. He won't have, but he's toast, his whole backside is roast, it don't matter, ship's broke. He's so mad that he when he goes home to the hangar that's it back to the briefing room yo. This old x-wing better be faster and hope it don't crash.

You better lose yourself in the dogfight the moment you in it, you better never never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow *boom*, cause opportunity comes once in a dogfight.
You better lose yourself in the cockpit the moment you own it, and let the fighter not be slow, cause you only get one shot, and if you miss it you blow, you only life once in a lifetime.


Bodies escaping, throught this hole that is gapping. This Death Star's ours for the taking. Make us kings as we push forward to a new galactic order. A normal life is boring, but being a pilot is close to post-mortum. Battle only grows harder, he blows, it's all over. These holes is all over, the hull of his fighter. Ship to ship blows, the laser fire get's hotter. Force only knows he's no father, he's farther from home and barely know's his granddaughter. Well here's the hose and here goes the hot java. And they moved on to the next shmoe that nose dove right into the path of a laser cannon, but the war ragges on, boom boom boom boom boom ha.

You better lose yourself in the dogfight the moment you in it, you better never never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow *boom*, cause opportunity comes once in a dogfight.
You better lose yourself in the cockpit the moment you own it, and let the fighter not be slow, cause you only get one shot, and if you miss it you blow, you only life once in a lifetime.

No more games, i'm a change what you call rage, tear this big o'll power off like Papatine's age. I was playing the the begginin, the mood's all changed. I've beaten , burned up, destroyed from rage. But i kept trainin' and kept ajusting the sight, best belive some bodie's gonna pay me, the pide piper. All the pain amplified by the fact that i can't get by with my y-wing and i can't provide the right type of cover for my wing cause man these god dang wishbones cannot fight, and they ain't movin, there's no ion cannon. This is my life and the fights are so hard, and they gettin even harder trying free up the galaxy and Dark's teeter-totter, caught up between being a pilot and a warrior.



*I'm gonna stop there for now and move on to the next song*


Limp Bizkit "Rollin'" *Shootin'*

Alright, wingmate, keep on shootin buday, you know what time it is.

Throw yo throttle , throw yo yo yo throttle, throw yo yo yo throttle.
TIE_Defenders, Keep on shootin Baby!!

Zoom in now zoom out, roll up, now dive down. Shoot up shoot up, tell me who you gonna shoot now? Roll in, now roll out, fire up, fire down, bak up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now?


Now i know ya'll be lovin them Ewoks right there. G O K U Kakarot is right here. Wookies in the house, put them paws in the air, cause you need to air, cause you need to air. 1 2 3 to 2 to the 6th, messing with these sticks *lightsaber sounds* so your X-wing to fix. So where the heck you at man, give some rooties, give some rooties while i mess this thing up.

Throw yo throttle , throw yo yo yo throttle, throw yo yo yo throttle.Throw yo throttle , throw yo yo yo throttle, throw yo yo yo throttle.

Zoom in now zoom out, roll up, now dive down. Shoot up shoot up, tell me who you gonna shoot now? Roll in, now roll out, fire up, fire down, bak up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now?\

Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin *WHAT?*, keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*Come on*. Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*Yeah* Keep shootn shootin shootin shootin.

You wanna mess with RBL Goku? *Yeah*, You can't mess with RBL Goku. *why?* Because he get's it on. *When?* Everyday and every night *Oh* See this shining hair right here? *Uh hu* Well he's doin it all the time *Wha?!* So you betta get some better feats and uh, get some more time. *DOH!*
He got the game set, so don't complain yet. All day 7 never beggin for a date yet. Saiyan warrior blasting out that yellow sh1t, that kameha sh1t, putting holes in Hawk's deck.

Throw yo throttle , throw yo yo yo throttle, throw yo yo yo throttle.
Throw yo throttle , throw yo yo yo throttle, throw yo yo yo throttle.

Zoom in now zoom out, roll up, now dive down. Shoot up shoot up, tell me who you gonna shoot now? Roll in, now roll out, fire up, fire down, bak up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now?\

Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin *WHAT?*, keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*Come on*. Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*Yeah* Keep shootn shootin shootin shootin.

Hey Tanker *Where you at*, hey Razen *Where you at* and the people who don't give a crud. Vader lovers, Vader haters, and all da people that call themselves Rebels. You Ewoks, and humans, and people, rollin out the snackies. Hey pilots, tech workers and every body everybody on the station.


Zoom in now zoom out, roll up, now dive down. Shoot up shoot up, tell me who you gonna shoot now? Roll in, now roll out, fire up, fire down, bak up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now?

Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin *Yeah*, keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*WHAT?*. Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*Come on* Keep shootn shootin shootin shootin.

Zoom in now zoom out, roll up, now dive down. Shoot up shoot up, tell me who you gonna shoot now? Roll in, now roll out, fire up, fire down, bak up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now?

Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin *Yeah*, keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*WHAT?*. Keep shootin shootin shootin shootin*Come on* Keep shootn shootin shootin shootin.



*And for Tommorow, we have on the playlist, Eminem's "Kill You" changed to "KILL YOU!!!!" and Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" turned into "Ewok Stuff"