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Vapor, or Vape, is at Parris Island right now. I can reach him via Snail Mail so post something for me to send him! 
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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Heya Vape!! Goku here, got a few bits of advice.
#1. Always use soap on a rope. Don't ever trust Marnis guys, they're freaky.
#2. Never call your Seargent "Sir" unless he tells you too.
#3. Always salute the cars of your supirrior officers.
#4. When throwing a blanket party, remmember, orange peels work best
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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and now to continue!!! ;D
#5 When on the recieving end of a blanket party, makes sure you try to see the guys who do it to you, but don't rat them out. Try to learn the lesson they teach.
#6. When on the recieving end of a bullet, bend over and kiss your arse goodbye
#7. Never step on a landmine you can't see :
#8. If you hear a click under your foot, don't pic it up again, or you'll have a very bad day.
#9. If you run across a tanker named "Oddball" don't give off negative waves.
#10. Never stand in front of a moving tank.
#11. Never call a sailor a squid to his face, you'll regrett it when you wake up with no hair on your body, anywhere.
#12. Always treat your Seargents well, you will reap rewards from it.
#13. Never piss off a Srgt Maj. Trust me, it sucks, did it once myself... *shudders*
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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Semprfi ? Superfly? Samplespy? Ahhh what you expect Navy Brats Just are good shellbacks!! God bless and keep your head down!!! 
Sorry ladies and gents, but in my honest personal opinion, the Navy is/well should be seperate from the Marines.... I don't want to offend anybody as I know theres a line of military background especially in this fine group of great men, however soap on a rope generally only pertains to the sea-bound captives of the U.S. Armed Forces.
so let me edit that
#1 Always keep a low profile as far as the media is concerned, if they dont know you exist, they will leave you out of it. Watch what you say if they pick on you, they are looking for the smallest of details to make the American Public pay attention (In otherwords if it can be manipulated into a bad thing, even if what you said isn't bad, don't say it!)
oh yeah, Good luck new recruit, do well, and dude, you really gotta follow the rules now, RUN FAST, Shoot straight, and if you engage into combat, beware of the Jawas, some of them are really bad.
Be well ReBeL, I'm out for now, stay safe, and tell the Vape or Vapor that we support him, or atleast that I do, but I'm sure he has the rest of your support as well. (Throw my name in somewhere with the e-mail).
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