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*we're back after that commercial break sponsored by Saiyan's unlimited. For the next few weeks the staff here at WRBL radio will be working feverishly to bring you all the holiday silliness we can think of. And now here's that wonderful medly by Claakdarian composer and vocalist Vilhelm Moonstalker*
"I'm dreaming of a new X-wing simulation
Just like the ones we already know
Where the E-wings glisten
And the Imperials listen
To hear, K-wings bombing bases into snow, snow
Ohhhh I'm dreaming of a new X-wing simulation
With every starfighter that I dogfight
May your wookies be hairy and bright
And may all your patrols return from flight"
There is no emotion:ÃÂ There is peace.ÃÂ There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.ÃÂ There is no passion, there is serenity.ÃÂ ÃÂ There is no chaos, there is harmony.ÃÂ There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code
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And now for that all-time Imperial favorite..."Open Fire!"
"Grand Moff Tarkin says Open Fire...
Darth Vader sliced off your frickin nose
Stormtrooper carols being sung by Jar-Jar
And Leia's dressed up in revealing clothes...
Everybody knows a Death Star and some
TIEs help to make the heavens bright
Tiny wooks with their casters all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Palpatine’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of TIEs and Stormies
just to play.
And ev’ry Bothan’s
eye is gonna spy to see if
Ewoks really know how to fly
And so, I’m offering this
Simple phrase to pilots from
Courescant to Naboo
Altho’ it’s been said many times
Many ways; “The Empire owns you...."
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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* And now, from the merry band of reprobates that call themselves Boy Scout Troop 360 of the North Florida Council, Great Muskogee District, a special song composed by the newly appointed Senior Patrol Leade ( that's me ;D)*
Rattlin wing,
rattlin wings,
rattlin all the way,
Those lug nuts just won't stay ,
though we weld them every way, hey!
Rattlin wings,
Rattlin wings,
Rattlin everyday,
Though they rattle, they still fly,
And pilots hope they don't die.
Rattaling through space, in a one winged TIE Fighter,
Engines roaring, gripping controlls tighter.
TIE pilots often burn, thier fighters cannot turn,
in atmosphere they fry, every single time!
And so we sing this song, and we hope you'll sing along,
Cause ReBeL Squadron is the best oooooon the Net!
Ooooh,
Rattlin wings,
Rattlin wings,
Rattlin all the way,
Those lugs nuts just won't stay,
though we weld them every way, hey!
Rattlin wings,
Rattlin wings,
Rattlin everyday,
Tanker's double just ran away,
And One Eyed Pete just ate some hay!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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And now a for that other great Imperial Classic..."Here Comes Palpatine."
(Here Comes Santa Claus/Here Comes Palpatine)
Here comes Palpatine!
Here comes Palpatine!
Right down Palpatine Lane!
Vader and Thrawn and all the stormtroopers
are supporting his reign!
Comms are ringing, blasters singing;
Oh his grip is tight!
Stick your hands up and say your prayers,
'Cause Palapatin is comin tonight!
Here comes Palpatine!
Here comes Palpatine!
Right down Palpatine Lane!
He's got a list filled with dissidents
for it's that time again!
Hear the trooper armor clatter,
What a frightening sight!
Get under the bed, hide your head,
'Cause Palpatine is comin tonight!
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"ohhhhh what wonderful tunes we've been crankin out for ya. but what holiday season would be complete without this rousin little diddy from the Kaminoan Free Press"
*You know Palpy n Vader n Tarkin n Dooku
Han n Leia, Luke and don't forget R2
But do you recall? The most famous cloney of them all?
Boba the bounty hunter
Had a shiny rocket pack
Just one click of a button
Shot the sucker right off his back
All of the other Hunters
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Boba
Join in Disentigration games
Then on foggy Bespin eve
Vader came to say
Boba with this carbonite
Won't you get me Solo tonight
Then how the Alliance feared him
And that shiny rocket pack
Boba the Bounty hunter
Look out for the Almighty Zarlack!!!!!!!*
WRBL signing off for the evening.......*static*
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* And now, another old time favorite from Saiyans Unlimited*
"A Christmas Song"
Ninjas roasting Dark on an oil fire,
Space frost freezing off your toes,
Ewok carols, being sung by Dark's fire,
And Aslan, who's blue from head to toe.
Everybody knows, and bantha and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Maintence bots, with thier treads all a'glow,
will find it hard to sweep tonight.
They know that Azis's on his way.
He's bringin lots of guns and rooties on his sleigh.
And all of Goku's cries are gonna try,
To see if he realy knows how to fly.
And so i'm offering this simple phase,
To Jedi, from 1 to 992.
Although it's been done, many years, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you.
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Merry Christmas!! 
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