Breaking news

[Acehigh]

Your roving reporter X-bert Snoop is on the scene! As usual things around the station have been chaotic lately. One of the most disturbing sights I have ever whitnessed went down today. Roll the holo plz.......the holo was shot by the coruscant free press and released all through out the new republic and imperial remnant.

*a holo of the ninja ewoks starts up. they march in a zig zag pattern*

This is very disturbing footage, as they march they also seem to chanting some kind of war cry!

Ninja ewok formation:

"Left, left, left right left...........wrecking speeders all day long
Makes me sing this noctous song
As we march from night to day
All shout out, Hey Tankers Gay!
Hey Tankers Gay, Hey Tankers Gay
Sound off, one two, sound off, three four
Marching for no reason are we
Must find a good ole pee tree
Find it soon and find it fast
My ewok juice just won't last
This might be our last hoorah
All brave ewoks shout AAAIiieeeeechaaaaa!
Hey Tankers Gay, Hey Tankers Gay
Work work work all live long day
All shout out Hey Tankers Gay Tankers Gay"

Wow that's powerful stuff. What are the ninjas up to? Does anyone know? Or does anyone care?

Also in another disturbing story................it was reported last night that Wraith and George were missing. An eye whitness walked past the Cobra hangar and all the lights were off, all the droids powered down. Thinking nobody was home, the eye whitness started to leave. But then out of nowhere sounds of Barry White filled the air..........the house started rockin........(of course this is just one report from one eye whitness....can anyone confirm this??????)and we started getting reports of mad wookie love goin down in that hangar bay. Can you imagine the possibilities of having another George around?????????


"*thunk, crash, Oooohhhhuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhh*"

******** Bert passes out thinking of another George on the base *********

End Transmission

[M1A2Tanker]

Methinks Bert there needs to lay off the happy weed.

**plots to kill off the Ewoks**

[Acehigh]

"Are we on? Doh what in the name of Palpatine is going on here? Dang cheap Corellian holocams.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello there, Bert is still passed out after contemplating George Jr. on the base. So Brother Acedocious is coming to you live at this very moment. Ever since Berts report I've been trailing the Ewoks. They marched to the back of the Hawk's nest. After a short paddycake game they all made a circle and joined hands. A familiar metalic voice could be heard in the middle of the circle."

"(metalic voice) Ninja ewoks gather round! It is time for my plan to take affect. All circle left. *ewoks skip to the left* These infidels will hold me back no longer. The time is right, the prize is ours for the taking. All circle right. *ewoks circle right* (a holo projection appears in the middle of the circle) This is Emkay. He's one of the more mobile units on this base. Notice his tank treads for mobilization. That's what I want. Ewoks stop and salute the pee tree. *all ewoks do as ordered* I've been held back by these repulsor wheels for to long. As you all know last week I acquired a small peice of tank tread from the hangar bay. I need more. Your job is to retreive this material for me. Once I am fully mobile, our domination may begin. *Pop out light saber activates, all ewoks stare in amazement* "

That's the gist of the story. It appears that R2Vader is planning to mount his rusty frame onto a set of tank treads. Why in the world would he want to do that? Can he be stopped? What means will he go to so he can get his wishes? The holo projection was a very detailed schematic of what appeared to be a m1a tank tread. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh they just started square dancing around R2vader while he makes the calls.........................more on this breaking story as it develops

B.A. signing off

[Goku1]

*watches as Tank turns purple in the face and storms off to get his revenge*

*Turns to Aslan* Hey Aslan, how long did it take you to teach them to do that??