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A light is seen on at Aslans Bar and grill....
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* It was late night at aslans bar and grill most of the station was Sleep mode. Aslan had sent Snoopy home early and Goku escoted the nubains home. When suddenly Tanker came bursting in with a big smile on his face shouting its here "Its Here!! I finally got it!!" Aslan startled with the ruckus came out from behind the bar to see tank holding up a old fashion pool cue signed by Minnisota Skinny. Tank shouted "I bid for this on intergaltic shopping channel and got it!! Now I can be the master of the pool table!!" *Tank did a swashbuckle move with the cue towards Aslan* "Well want to give it a go Old Blue One?" Tank said with pride. Aslan chuckled and said " Hmmm Looks like I have a challenge. Lets make this interesting. Lets say If I win I get your tank for a week to do as i like, but if you win you get my pee tree for a week to do as you like, Deal?" Tank thought for a min than Shouted "Ok your on! but its best 2 out of 3 ok?" "Ok its a deal" Aslan retorted. As they played Tank looked good with his new cue and but Aslan beat him the first game by a small margin Tank said he was getting used to the new cue. The second game Tank beat Aslan rather soundly and Aslan said it was tanks cigar that gave him a headache. the last game came down and they both went back and forth until Tank had only the 8 ball to shoot in. Aslan had to try to do something to make sure Tank missed so he quickly told tank this joke. One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''


Guess What Tank Scratched and Now I Aslan Have a Nice Tank to drive around this Week LOL ;D

Anyone else want to play Pool let me know We played on Yahoo it was fun too!!

[glow=blue,2,300]Admiral Aslan Pervaer of classic Tanks [/glow] ;D
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You're on Yahoo, oh Big blue one?? Well, my YM name, as well as my e-mail is [email protected]. I'll take you on. You can some of my Saiyan power if you win, and i get free rooties for a week? Deal??
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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Blast that Sally...I woulda had it too. Although I think I would have lost out anyways if I had beaten ya.

I mean for real....what would I use your pee tree for (other than the obvious)?

**a lightbulb clicks on** Ooooh.....nevermind. ;D

**evil laughter is heard through the halls...the a curse as Tank stubs his toe**
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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hehehehehehehehe, how does a guy with a metal toe stub it?? did yah walk across the beam of a trip mine?? hahahahahahahaha!!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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