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*Sneaks up to a slumbering Tanker, sound asleep at his desk...carefully, so as not to wake him, slipping Tank's hand into a warm bowl of water and slipping out of his office unseen or heard*
**Then has Goku stand guard outside Tanker's door, with camera in hand to take pictures of Tank emerging**
Heh, sometimes the old classics need to be immortalized 
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What does that do btw?
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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makes you go weee and if done correctly (and on a person fairly gone in drink) usualy on themself!
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Give the wookie credit, he's right. Nasty stain there btw Tank.....lol. :-4 ;D
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**awakens from nap, shocked, surprised, and in a major rage** ANIMAL HOUUUSE!!! **gets up and would rush to Snoopy's doghouse (also known as the Animal House), but his armor is rusted in place, and so falls over into a clanging heap**
.....I'll get you yet...and put you on double secret probation!
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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Awwwww, cheer up. Maybe I'll send you an invitation to the upcoming Toga party at the Bar & Grill. I hear ALL the nubian princesses are gonna BE there...... :-X
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**Man53 Flys into the hangar swerving madly**
"Did somebody" *hicup* "Say Nubian Princess?" *hicup*
**Man53 slowly stumbles his way to the closest closet, opens the door, falls down face first into a puddle of pee-tree-juice, and uses the force to close the door behind him.**
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:-X
Ancient weapons n hokie religions kid.......every lil bit helps!
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What's in Man's closet...stays in Man's closet. 
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**Man53 walks out of the closet no longer stumbling, nor smelling of ode-du-pee-tree, and slowly approaches the bar listening in on conversations about Nubian Princesses.**
Do not under estimate the power of the dark side!
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