Holmes is so tough....

[M1A2Tanker]

Kinda like the Chuck Norris, Vin Diesil and Kyle Katarn lists.

"Holmes, tired of the Wookies overindulging on Rooties, crushed one to get them to calm down.  The result?  Ewoks."

[Holmes]

lmao ... where do you come up with this stuff?  <)

geesh, you amp up a furnace with a hyperdrive once and you never hear the end of it  : 

[Snoopy]

Holmes?  TOUGH??  Hmmmm, greasy, smelly, oversexed, cigarchomping.......OH wait!!  That's Tank, nm!! 

Ok, let's try this :

Holmes is so tough...

              ....even the ninja ewoks don't mess with him.
              ....the imps are trying to clone him for a new line of Stormtroopers.
              ....he can down Aslan's experimental rooties without adverse effect(ok, the excess hair growth was just a fluke :-4)
              ....all he has to do is GLARE at a malfunctioning station system and it returns to normal op.
              ....NO ONE has offered to apprentice with him on station maintenance.
              ....he's even dared to enter RBL_Vader's quarters to do repair work as needed.
              ....he's been repeatedly offered the role of "Iron Man" in the upcoming movie(oh, wait, WRONG universe  :-X)
              ...."Stone Cold" Steve Austin won't mess with him.(wait! wrong universe again! DANG!  )
              ....he's been able to keep this motley crew together for years DISPITE so many of the original members having left.
              ....he's able to  put UP with all our nonsense  ;D


Hmmmm, any others?
                     
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[M1A2Tanker]

Holmes once made the reactor for the station restart by spitting at it.  The resulting combination of remaining fuel and the chemical properties of his spit was so powerful that it became a self-regenerating energy source and the station hasn't lost power since.

Holmes's personal kill record is 3,523,020 to 1.  The one kill was to the pee tree.  Nobody beats the pee tree.  Not even Holmes.
.....mostly because Holmes allowed that one loss to make it look like he had a bad day.  Just to prove he could have one.

Holmes's actual fighter is a Cessna.  He wills it to fly through space by simply looking at it.

Space is a vaccum because it cringes away from Holmes.

Holmes's tears could lubricate anything in the galaxy.  Problem is Holmes has never cried.  Ever.

Holmes once acquired an apprentice.  He got angry when the apprentice made the mistake of saying that Holmes made a mistake.
.....noone has seen the apprentice since.

Ninja Ewoks have a legend of a great being.  They call it 'Holmes.' 

Wookies have the same legend.

[Simon]

... he can even divide by zero.

^^

[Azis]