01-22-2006, 04:52 PM
ganked these from http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board...e.id=24415 and posted here for those that dont have SWG forum access 
Classics (extracted from spaceloot.com forums):
-You /comm your garage door.
-You mount guns on your car, shoot other cars, and expect their cargo to appear in your trunk.
-You intsall a reactor in your car. "1.21 gigawatts!!!"-Dock
-You wanted to be the one to be the one to start this thread on the NGE pilot board.
-You try to hyperspace your car from city to city.
-You petition to make ground combat twitch-based....Oops, that already happened
-You call up ex-guildies who left the game months ago to get their pre-nerf reward engines.
-You make your passenger perform the opps in your minivan.
-You figure out the loot tables.
-You use your secondary server slot strictly for farming the Starmap Quest.
-You load a laptop into your car to improve it's performance.
-You forget that streets and cars have collision detection.
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Tomorainer: I got into the habit of firing my guns pretty regularly when I was just cruising around--at random targets, to test firing delays, see how fast the bolts traveled, etc.--so I used to find myself clicking constantly when I was driving around on my BARC. The worst part was when I was actually confused that nothing was shooting out the front.
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MonsofoLexius: When you spend 3 minutes after landing figuring out why your joystick does not move you anymore
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Leaph: I have had times where I've tried to boost with my speeder x.x
-"You know you've been flying too much when you manage to shoot me down" .
I'm going to regret saying that now. Double the missile magnet fun x.x
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Thesto: You know you've been flying too much when your joystick develops indentations where your fingers rest from squeezing.
You also know you've been flying too much when your index finger constantly twitches like you're pulling the trigger on your stick.
You know you've flown too much when you wonder where the Engine Overload 4 button is on your dashboard when trying to evade the police AFTER you have mounted guns on the fenders and shot other cars.
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JekPorkinsX: when you ram something thinkin you will go through happened when i was very tired dumb chair
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eurno_ebaebro__kyra: Your parents ground you from the game for flying too much.
Your parents ground you from only the space portion of the game.
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Ralen-Sharr: you keep hitting the home button and wonder why you keep stopping
(now with the NGE) you try to lead your targets
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MasterTexiria:when you see someone throw a nade at you and you hit chaff launcher button...twice.
Confuse your friends in SWG when talking about overloads and there importance to making the Longprobe move like a bat out of well you know.
When you get on the beltway in your car and think that you'd better be careful some imperials might jump you and you instinctivly move your thumb to wear your target closest enemy player should be on your stick shifter.
When you lag on the ground and curse the person making the ISD fire...and go to the nearest space terminal to go blow it up.
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Ludmyla: A guildy asks for help doing the vette, only problem is he is the opposite faction, so you drop your squadron, change factions and 8 hours later help him destroy the vette
the same guildy wants some PvP experience, so 8 hours after he makes ACE you shoot him down in deep space
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davisev5225: You wonder why your car won't leave the ground.
You wonder why your car can't spin on its axies.
You wonder how to change camera mode.
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Sequoia: When you star answering back to the NPC taunts!
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entrailsgalore2: when you dont know what the hell the NGE is.
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you go to the airport and look for the ship management console
you try to redeed your car when it won't fit in the garage
you try to tell a rl fighter pilot how to pvp
you realise that that is the second joystick you have broken in a month from over use
you can identify weapons by their skins and the colour of the blaster bolts
you can loadout a new chassis without even looking at your parts, you know all the stats
you destroy BS helms because 'you keep looting the useless blasted things'
you look at your credit chip and find it is worth 250 million credits
you have mastered all the squadrons on every server at least twice
you give pre nerf engines away FOC to make space for QID's
you spend millions of credits to get a squint with 10 more mass than the one you already own
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When a RL buddy asks what you're driving you say a Heavy X-Wing
You know your ship better than your family
You haven't left the computer room in over a week
you wire a walkie talkie system between your car and your home
You refere to your house has HQ
you're family is refered to as 'my squad'
there are X's scratched into your wall for every ship shot down
you try to set up more than one computer screen so u can see all around your ship
your diary is filled with battle plans
you wake up sweating because you dremt you were shot down
you log into galaxies to prove to yourself you cannot be shot down so u can sleep
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when your CL has been 51 for 3 months because you've been goofing off in space for all that time
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When you tell the people at work to refer to you as "Red 5"
You've watched all of the SW movies at least 10 times a day, just to get down flight plans
At family reunions, you brag about how many ships you've shot down
Your resumee has listed under former occupations: X-wing pilot for Rebel Alliance
George Lucas himself has called you to ask for the names of ships
You wait by your phone hoping Lucas will call you asking that question
Instead of counting sheep, you count ships
You look at the things listed in the forums and say, "Did it," after at least 3 of them
Classics (extracted from spaceloot.com forums):
-You /comm your garage door.
-You mount guns on your car, shoot other cars, and expect their cargo to appear in your trunk.
-You intsall a reactor in your car. "1.21 gigawatts!!!"-Dock
-You wanted to be the one to be the one to start this thread on the NGE pilot board.
-You try to hyperspace your car from city to city.
-You petition to make ground combat twitch-based....Oops, that already happened
-You call up ex-guildies who left the game months ago to get their pre-nerf reward engines.
-You make your passenger perform the opps in your minivan.
-You figure out the loot tables.
-You use your secondary server slot strictly for farming the Starmap Quest.
-You load a laptop into your car to improve it's performance.
-You forget that streets and cars have collision detection.
--------------
Tomorainer: I got into the habit of firing my guns pretty regularly when I was just cruising around--at random targets, to test firing delays, see how fast the bolts traveled, etc.--so I used to find myself clicking constantly when I was driving around on my BARC. The worst part was when I was actually confused that nothing was shooting out the front.
--------------
MonsofoLexius: When you spend 3 minutes after landing figuring out why your joystick does not move you anymore
---------------
Leaph: I have had times where I've tried to boost with my speeder x.x
-"You know you've been flying too much when you manage to shoot me down" .
I'm going to regret saying that now. Double the missile magnet fun x.x
--------------
Thesto: You know you've been flying too much when your joystick develops indentations where your fingers rest from squeezing.
You also know you've been flying too much when your index finger constantly twitches like you're pulling the trigger on your stick.
You know you've flown too much when you wonder where the Engine Overload 4 button is on your dashboard when trying to evade the police AFTER you have mounted guns on the fenders and shot other cars.
--------------
JekPorkinsX: when you ram something thinkin you will go through happened when i was very tired dumb chair
------------
eurno_ebaebro__kyra: Your parents ground you from the game for flying too much.
Your parents ground you from only the space portion of the game.
------------
Ralen-Sharr: you keep hitting the home button and wonder why you keep stopping
(now with the NGE) you try to lead your targets
------------
MasterTexiria:when you see someone throw a nade at you and you hit chaff launcher button...twice.
Confuse your friends in SWG when talking about overloads and there importance to making the Longprobe move like a bat out of well you know.
When you get on the beltway in your car and think that you'd better be careful some imperials might jump you and you instinctivly move your thumb to wear your target closest enemy player should be on your stick shifter.
When you lag on the ground and curse the person making the ISD fire...and go to the nearest space terminal to go blow it up.
--------------
Ludmyla: A guildy asks for help doing the vette, only problem is he is the opposite faction, so you drop your squadron, change factions and 8 hours later help him destroy the vette
the same guildy wants some PvP experience, so 8 hours after he makes ACE you shoot him down in deep space
--------------
davisev5225: You wonder why your car won't leave the ground.
You wonder why your car can't spin on its axies.
You wonder how to change camera mode.
----------------
Sequoia: When you star answering back to the NPC taunts!
---------------
entrailsgalore2: when you dont know what the hell the NGE is.
-------------------
you go to the airport and look for the ship management console
you try to redeed your car when it won't fit in the garage
you try to tell a rl fighter pilot how to pvp
you realise that that is the second joystick you have broken in a month from over use
you can identify weapons by their skins and the colour of the blaster bolts
you can loadout a new chassis without even looking at your parts, you know all the stats
you destroy BS helms because 'you keep looting the useless blasted things'
you look at your credit chip and find it is worth 250 million credits
you have mastered all the squadrons on every server at least twice
you give pre nerf engines away FOC to make space for QID's
you spend millions of credits to get a squint with 10 more mass than the one you already own
------------------------------
When a RL buddy asks what you're driving you say a Heavy X-Wing
You know your ship better than your family
You haven't left the computer room in over a week
you wire a walkie talkie system between your car and your home
You refere to your house has HQ
you're family is refered to as 'my squad'
there are X's scratched into your wall for every ship shot down
you try to set up more than one computer screen so u can see all around your ship
your diary is filled with battle plans
you wake up sweating because you dremt you were shot down
you log into galaxies to prove to yourself you cannot be shot down so u can sleep
-------------------------
when your CL has been 51 for 3 months because you've been goofing off in space for all that time
------------------------
When you tell the people at work to refer to you as "Red 5"
You've watched all of the SW movies at least 10 times a day, just to get down flight plans
At family reunions, you brag about how many ships you've shot down
Your resumee has listed under former occupations: X-wing pilot for Rebel Alliance
George Lucas himself has called you to ask for the names of ships
You wait by your phone hoping Lucas will call you asking that question
Instead of counting sheep, you count ships
You look at the things listed in the forums and say, "Did it," after at least 3 of them
Rebel parts... Imperial parts... All Made on Tatooine!!!
