Christmas Parodies!

[NEE]

oooooh. Soooo tempting Tank. ;D

But I won't, this time hehehe

(All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth/All I Want For Christmas Is A Hyperdrive)

Everybody stops to laugh at me.
That engine is shot as you can see.
I do know just who to blame for this catastrophe.
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas is a hyperdrive,
a hyperdrive, see my hyperdrive.
Lord, if I could only have a hyperdrive,
then I could leave Tatooine!

It's been so long since I could fly, I've learned to grow a fern!
But oh lord, how sad my landlord'll be,
when he can't claim me on his tax return! (shhhhh!)

All I want period is a hyperdrive,
a hyperdrive, lookit my hyperdrive!
God if I could only have a hyperdrive,
then I could get the heck offa Tatooine!