Christmas Parodies!

[Wraith]

Ohhhhh.. this calls for drastic measures


(Frosty the Snowman/Tanker the Admiral)
Tanker the Admiral was as rusty as could be,
With plastic treads, feet for an engine
And a cannon made from pipe cleaners.
Tanker the Admiral is pretty hairy, they say,
He was made of lint but pilots
Know how he came to rust one day.
There must have been some V-tea in those
Rooties they were drinking.
For when they thought about it really hard
They couldn’t tell if he had moved.
O, Tanker the Admiral
Was as rusty as could be,
And the pilots mumble he couldn’t start
And some pieces fell off somewhere.
Clanckity clank clank,
Clanckity clank clank,
Look at Tanker go.
Clanckity clank clank,
Clanckity clank clank,
Falling apart real slow.

Tanker the Admiral knew
The real Admirals were gonna catch on one day,
So he said, "Let's go and
We’ll run something over
If I can ever get started."
Up through the Station,
With a Rootie in his hand,
Squealing here and there all
Around the hanger bellowing,
Catch me if you can with your WD-40.
He led them down the halls of RBL
Right to the Admiral Offices.
And he almost stalled forever when
He heard them holler, "Stop!"
For Tanker the Admiral
Had to scurry on his way,
But he waved drunkenly saying,
"You’d better cry,
I'll be rusting again someday."
Clanckity clank clank,
Clanckity clank clank,
Look at Tanker go.
Clanckity clank clank,
Clanckity clank clank,
Shedding rust like snow.


;D