12-25-2002, 08:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-26-2002, 01:50 PM by M1A2Tanker.)
hehehe, I think the Christmas parody bug has bitten me as well.
(Frosty the Snow Man/Wraith the Distorter)
Wraith the Distorter, was a news reportin soul,
with a history of trouble and a long nose
and two shifty eyes (possibly coal).
Wraith the Distorter is a station tale, they say,
He was mad from (who knows?) but the Ewoks know
how he came to RBL one day.
There must have been a bounty on
that balding head of his.
For when OBS placed it on his head
he danced like Az'is!
O, Wraith the Distorter like to hide in the vents,
And the Ewoks say he could hear all
in time for a 10 o'clock event!
Slippin and slidin
crashin and bangin
Lookit Wraith go...
pushin and shovin
lining them up
Away the Ewok goes!
Wraith the Distorter knew Aslan hurt that day.
So he said, "And the winner is,
the Saiyan who lives just down the hallway."
Down to his closet with a mop stick in his hand,
Making stuff up there,
he's really not there,
when he says, "I love this trash can!"
He led his squad over a town and they buzzed an Air Cop.
And he sped off when they heard the guy holler, "You c***!!"
For Wraith the Distorter had to hurry on his way.
And as he waved goodbye he said,
"Don't you cry, just bill it to TFA!"
Screeching and typing
clanking and cursing
Lookit Wraith go!
Kicking and mumbling
Aiming and blasting
Off to RBL he goes!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(Frosty the Snow Man/Wraith the Distorter)
Wraith the Distorter, was a news reportin soul,
with a history of trouble and a long nose
and two shifty eyes (possibly coal).
Wraith the Distorter is a station tale, they say,
He was mad from (who knows?) but the Ewoks know
how he came to RBL one day.
There must have been a bounty on
that balding head of his.
For when OBS placed it on his head
he danced like Az'is!
O, Wraith the Distorter like to hide in the vents,
And the Ewoks say he could hear all
in time for a 10 o'clock event!
Slippin and slidin
crashin and bangin
Lookit Wraith go...
pushin and shovin
lining them up
Away the Ewok goes!
Wraith the Distorter knew Aslan hurt that day.
So he said, "And the winner is,
the Saiyan who lives just down the hallway."
Down to his closet with a mop stick in his hand,
Making stuff up there,
he's really not there,
when he says, "I love this trash can!"
He led his squad over a town and they buzzed an Air Cop.
And he sped off when they heard the guy holler, "You c***!!"
For Wraith the Distorter had to hurry on his way.
And as he waved goodbye he said,
"Don't you cry, just bill it to TFA!"
Screeching and typing
clanking and cursing
Lookit Wraith go!
Kicking and mumbling
Aiming and blasting
Off to RBL he goes!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.