03-29-2005, 10:19 PM
"Alright news fans this is Xbert Snoop with the.........what..........o come on the red light is on............................"
station manager "in 5.4.3.2.1...........hey bert your on......"
"I always like a little twilek dancer too............holy crap now not now.............ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh sith spawn. Hello everybody this is Xbert Snoop and this is the RBL Station news. We have some serious news to report this month. Our very own Atton Darklighter, callsign Acehigh, placed 8th in the player rankings for this months wow! This is a great accomplishment, especially with the absence of any RBL fighter patrols the last few months. R2Vader please roll the footage."
*the holoproj starts smoking but fires to life showing an X-wing flying barrel rolls and loops. after the fighter passes a large fireworks display is shot off. the last few minutes of tape show the X-wing trailing a very large banner that says Party at Aslan's Bar and Grill tab to Tank's account........*
"Wow that is exciting footage. On to sports now, but sadly we have no shockball games to report this evening. But our man Darklighter (Ace) won the swoop races on Telos with a time of 43.23 seconds. Coming in second was the guy that won this race last year with a time of 44.00 seconds, and a nasty little ewok finished third with a time of 45.67 seconds. Tune in next week when the Xishor Transports 5000 is televised live from Tattooine. Fly high, shoot straight, and always avoid the trout cannon, this is Xbert Snoop signing off."
*another large plum of smoke and the cackle of R2Vader can be heard as the transmission ends.....*
station manager "in 5.4.3.2.1...........hey bert your on......"
"I always like a little twilek dancer too............holy crap now not now.............ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh sith spawn. Hello everybody this is Xbert Snoop and this is the RBL Station news. We have some serious news to report this month. Our very own Atton Darklighter, callsign Acehigh, placed 8th in the player rankings for this months wow! This is a great accomplishment, especially with the absence of any RBL fighter patrols the last few months. R2Vader please roll the footage."
*the holoproj starts smoking but fires to life showing an X-wing flying barrel rolls and loops. after the fighter passes a large fireworks display is shot off. the last few minutes of tape show the X-wing trailing a very large banner that says Party at Aslan's Bar and Grill tab to Tank's account........*
"Wow that is exciting footage. On to sports now, but sadly we have no shockball games to report this evening. But our man Darklighter (Ace) won the swoop races on Telos with a time of 43.23 seconds. Coming in second was the guy that won this race last year with a time of 44.00 seconds, and a nasty little ewok finished third with a time of 45.67 seconds. Tune in next week when the Xishor Transports 5000 is televised live from Tattooine. Fly high, shoot straight, and always avoid the trout cannon, this is Xbert Snoop signing off."
*another large plum of smoke and the cackle of R2Vader can be heard as the transmission ends.....*
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