03-20-2005, 12:29 PM
"What the....darn pants won't button..........hugh, what's that, ohhhh we're on the air................
This is Ace news distorter X-bert Snoop reporting. There has been a disturbance in the force as the Rampant Panda was seen moments ago chasing Wraith down the Cobra hangar corridor. Sounds of slurping and gumming could be heard up to 2 meters away. Wait, what's that...........this just in we have video of said gumming.......*video plays* ewwwwwwwwwww that's not right!
In other news the Ninja Ewoks have been spotted gathering in the RBL HQ conference room. Amongst the jibberish that was flowing back and forth plans were discovered that could shake the foundation of RBL Station to it's core. Appearantly they are planning to construct a monument to their fearless leader...............no not Aslan, GEORGE!!!!! A side note to this story is that it seems all supplies for this "project" are being secured by R2Vader, who it should be noted was last seen rummaging around in Tank's office.
Finally we have some shockball scores this evening to report.
The Mighty Jawas defeated Imperial Glory 250-175
Coruscant United defeated Correlian Transport 300-289
Smugglers Alliance defeated Bounty Hunters Guild 5-1
and finally the Tusken Raiders had to forfeit their match against the Grand Gunggans after a fierce firefight broke out. Sadly none of the Gunggans survived to compete.
This has been RBL Station news, Xbert Snoop reporting"
*we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming "101 ways to cook a gundark"
This is Ace news distorter X-bert Snoop reporting. There has been a disturbance in the force as the Rampant Panda was seen moments ago chasing Wraith down the Cobra hangar corridor. Sounds of slurping and gumming could be heard up to 2 meters away. Wait, what's that...........this just in we have video of said gumming.......*video plays* ewwwwwwwwwww that's not right!
In other news the Ninja Ewoks have been spotted gathering in the RBL HQ conference room. Amongst the jibberish that was flowing back and forth plans were discovered that could shake the foundation of RBL Station to it's core. Appearantly they are planning to construct a monument to their fearless leader...............no not Aslan, GEORGE!!!!! A side note to this story is that it seems all supplies for this "project" are being secured by R2Vader, who it should be noted was last seen rummaging around in Tank's office.
Finally we have some shockball scores this evening to report.
The Mighty Jawas defeated Imperial Glory 250-175
Coruscant United defeated Correlian Transport 300-289
Smugglers Alliance defeated Bounty Hunters Guild 5-1
and finally the Tusken Raiders had to forfeit their match against the Grand Gunggans after a fierce firefight broke out. Sadly none of the Gunggans survived to compete.
This has been RBL Station news, Xbert Snoop reporting"
*we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming "101 ways to cook a gundark"
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