08-25-2006, 04:41 PM
*Has spotted Tanker sleeping at his desk again, with his deak chair tipped on 2 legs* >
*Sneaking silently into the office, Snoopy takes a few minutes to apply a coating of pee tree oil to the floor behind Tank's percariously perched chair. Of course, something is needed to STOP the potentially moving object in said chair and Snoopy liberally spreads numerous bagfulls of feathers in proper position. Naturally, buckets of some rather blackish liquid are suspended over the feathers, with trip ropes carefully looped around Tank's legs* > >
*Tank continues to sleep while all this goes on, even snoring occasionallly*
*Finally, the coup-de-gras. A loudspeaker is carefully placed in in front of Tank's desk and hooked up to the station's RED ALERT alarm* > > >
*Tiptoes out the door, silently closing office door behind him*
Ok, who wants to do the honors and trip the alarm??? > > > > > > >
*Sneaking silently into the office, Snoopy takes a few minutes to apply a coating of pee tree oil to the floor behind Tank's percariously perched chair. Of course, something is needed to STOP the potentially moving object in said chair and Snoopy liberally spreads numerous bagfulls of feathers in proper position. Naturally, buckets of some rather blackish liquid are suspended over the feathers, with trip ropes carefully looped around Tank's legs* >
>*Tank continues to sleep while all this goes on, even snoring occasionallly*
*Finally, the coup-de-gras. A loudspeaker is carefully placed in in front of Tank's desk and hooked up to the station's RED ALERT alarm* >
> >*Tiptoes out the door, silently closing office door behind him*
Ok, who wants to do the honors and trip the alarm??? >
> > > > > >
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.