07-22-2007, 05:30 PM
Holmes once made the reactor for the station restart by spitting at it. The resulting combination of remaining fuel and the chemical properties of his spit was so powerful that it became a self-regenerating energy source and the station hasn't lost power since.
Holmes's personal kill record is 3,523,020 to 1. The one kill was to the pee tree. Nobody beats the pee tree. Not even Holmes.
.....mostly because Holmes allowed that one loss to make it look like he had a bad day. Just to prove he could have one.
Holmes's actual fighter is a Cessna. He wills it to fly through space by simply looking at it.
Space is a vaccum because it cringes away from Holmes.
Holmes's tears could lubricate anything in the galaxy. Problem is Holmes has never cried. Ever.
Holmes once acquired an apprentice. He got angry when the apprentice made the mistake of saying that Holmes made a mistake.
.....noone has seen the apprentice since.
Ninja Ewoks have a legend of a great being. They call it 'Holmes.'
Wookies have the same legend.
Holmes's personal kill record is 3,523,020 to 1. The one kill was to the pee tree. Nobody beats the pee tree. Not even Holmes.
.....mostly because Holmes allowed that one loss to make it look like he had a bad day. Just to prove he could have one.
Holmes's actual fighter is a Cessna. He wills it to fly through space by simply looking at it.
Space is a vaccum because it cringes away from Holmes.
Holmes's tears could lubricate anything in the galaxy. Problem is Holmes has never cried. Ever.
Holmes once acquired an apprentice. He got angry when the apprentice made the mistake of saying that Holmes made a mistake.
.....noone has seen the apprentice since.
Ninja Ewoks have a legend of a great being. They call it 'Holmes.'
Wookies have the same legend.
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.