03-12-2003, 05:37 PM
**talks with Aslan in the back of the Bar and Grill**
Tank: "Now you didn't cook the girl in the cake this time did you?"
Aslan: "Yub...how absurd...I didn't cook the cake last time anyways. The Ninjas did."
Tank: "If you say so...now, let's go get the birthday boy."
Aslan: "Ninjas...sic'em! Bring him back here so we can get this party started! YUBYUB!"
Happy Birthday Simon!
Tank: "Now you didn't cook the girl in the cake this time did you?"
Aslan: "Yub...how absurd...I didn't cook the cake last time anyways. The Ninjas did."
Tank: "If you say so...now, let's go get the birthday boy."
Aslan: "Ninjas...sic'em! Bring him back here so we can get this party started! YUBYUB!"
Happy Birthday Simon!

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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.