RBL Holiday Song Parodies

[Snoopy]

(To the tune of 'Grandma Gor Run Over by a Raindeer')

(chorus)
Tanker got run over by an Xwing,
heading out from the hanger, Xmas eve.
You might say that no ReBeL pilot's so careless,
but it was after drinking rooties, we believe.

He wasn't supposed to be in the hanger,
Fixing ships that time of night.
But with Holmes out on vacation,
the backlog of ships was out of sight.

He wanted ReBeL to be ready,
for the next upcoming WoW.
And with the lack of good mechanics,
he'd figured he have to start now.

What he hadn't counted on was Goku,
Limping home from the last round.
With his engines out of action,
he coasted in without a sound.

Poor Tanker had no warning,
as that Xwing came crashing down.
Sure am glad that I'm NOT Goku
when from the bacta, Tanker bounds!  ;D

(chorus)