08-25-2006, 08:16 PM
*In the depths of the belly of the station, Holmes is working on assembling a brand spanking new Red Alarm Oh Crapomatic Help 10,000 (or a RAOCH for short).
* A RAOCH 10,000 is one of the most obnoxious red alarm systems in the galaxy. In fact it was once rumored that a General had an aneurism, two collapsed ear drums, and a strong urge to be cradled by his mum, just by being within the same sector of space with one of these things going off.
* Holmes finsihed the last bits of wiring the RAOCH up to the stations fusion reactor. He wondered to himself if Snoopy had found a suitable place accross the station to place the loud speaker. However this speculation didn't last long as he soon seen his terminal light up indicating that in fact Snoopy had indeed plugged the speaker in, thus must have found a suitable place for the test.
* With all lights reporting ready, Holmes puts on his STFU 2K ear muffs, and throws the switch on the RAOCH 10,000.....
* A RAOCH 10,000 is one of the most obnoxious red alarm systems in the galaxy. In fact it was once rumored that a General had an aneurism, two collapsed ear drums, and a strong urge to be cradled by his mum, just by being within the same sector of space with one of these things going off.
* Holmes finsihed the last bits of wiring the RAOCH up to the stations fusion reactor. He wondered to himself if Snoopy had found a suitable place accross the station to place the loud speaker. However this speculation didn't last long as he soon seen his terminal light up indicating that in fact Snoopy had indeed plugged the speaker in, thus must have found a suitable place for the test.
* With all lights reporting ready, Holmes puts on his STFU 2K ear muffs, and throws the switch on the RAOCH 10,000.....
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