12-18-2005, 01:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-18-2005, 01:22 AM by M1A2Tanker.)
Well...we've got parodies at least! 
(Parody of Flogging Molly: Seven Deadly Sins)
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
So the years rolled on by and several retired
That left us somewhat reelin'
Goku strummed his Gundam's gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of Aslan
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with some lions
In the search for a Pee Tree!
Imperials who suffer all
Can float upon the nebula
Where their avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
They fill their mouths with gluttony
And their pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
Palpatine and his evil twin
Had crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But The Senate it gave no answer
Vader kills the human soul
With Isards tales of lust
While Imperial Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
But It's the only life we'll know
ReBeLs to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the 'roid belt!
Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
The Ewoks swung in and came crawlin' out
Then spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of Az'is
That sang for you and me
Grapplin' with his hoverplat
In the search for a new rig!
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
(if ya wanna hear the unaltered version, go here...Seven Deadly Sins)
(Parody of Flogging Molly: Seven Deadly Sins)
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
So the years rolled on by and several retired
That left us somewhat reelin'
Goku strummed his Gundam's gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of Aslan
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with some lions
In the search for a Pee Tree!
Imperials who suffer all
Can float upon the nebula
Where their avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
They fill their mouths with gluttony
And their pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
Palpatine and his evil twin
Had crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But The Senate it gave no answer
Vader kills the human soul
With Isards tales of lust
While Imperial Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
But It's the only life we'll know
ReBeLs to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the 'roid belt!
Ah the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
The Ewoks swung in and came crawlin' out
Then spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of Az'is
That sang for you and me
Grapplin' with his hoverplat
In the search for a new rig!
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
Fly away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the hyperlanes
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So hyper away aboard our snubs
The radar is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pilots
We're the seven deadly sins
(if ya wanna hear the unaltered version, go here...Seven Deadly Sins)
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.