12-13-2003, 04:55 PM
And now for that all-time Imperial favorite..."Open Fire!"
"Grand Moff Tarkin says Open Fire...
Darth Vader sliced off your frickin nose
Stormtrooper carols being sung by Jar-Jar
And Leia's dressed up in revealing clothes...
Everybody knows a Death Star and some
TIEs help to make the heavens bright
Tiny wooks with their casters all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Palpatine’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of TIEs and Stormies
just to play.
And ev’ry Bothan’s
eye is gonna spy to see if
Ewoks really know how to fly
And so, I’m offering this
Simple phrase to pilots from
Courescant to Naboo
Altho’ it’s been said many times
Many ways; “The Empire owns you...."
"Grand Moff Tarkin says Open Fire...
Darth Vader sliced off your frickin nose
Stormtrooper carols being sung by Jar-Jar
And Leia's dressed up in revealing clothes...
Everybody knows a Death Star and some
TIEs help to make the heavens bright
Tiny wooks with their casters all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Palpatine’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of TIEs and Stormies
just to play.
And ev’ry Bothan’s
eye is gonna spy to see if
Ewoks really know how to fly
And so, I’m offering this
Simple phrase to pilots from
Courescant to Naboo
Altho’ it’s been said many times
Many ways; “The Empire owns you...."
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.