10-26-2003, 07:54 PM
A small streak of a craft dropping out of hyperspace apreas right outside of RBL Home as Wing Zero arrives back at base. Goku lands his trusty Gundam and leaps out of the cockpit onto the deck.
Goku: Ahh, it sure is good to be PATUY!!!! HEY!!! Where'd all this hair come from???!!!
Goku brushes all of the hair off of his flight suit and heads for his quarters. After a quick shower and a change into his Gi, Goku heads to Aslan's bar and grill.
Goku walks up to the bar where the Big Blue One is wiping out a glass with a rag.
Goku: Heya Aslan. What's the speacial today?
Aslan: Well Goku, the speacial was Nerf Teriyaki, but now it's Nerf Wookie Teriyaki.
Goku: Why the change?
Aslan chuckled a little as he set the glass onto a rack.
Aslan: Because a huge clump of Wookie hair cam eout of nowhere and fell into the Teriyaki sauce!!
Goku: I think i'll just have a bowl of alfredo please.
Aslan: Sure thing Goku.
Aslan turns and gets Goku's dish for him. Goku thanks Aslan and goes over to eat his steaming meal.
After a few (dozen) bowls full of alfredo, Goku sits back and relaxes for a while and watches Sif eating in a corner booth. Goku thinks to himself, ' I wonder if she goes for the ultimitly strong and fast types, or mabey the strong and silent type. Ah, but what am I thinking, I've always got Chi Chi.....'
Goku turns his gaze over to where Snoopy is trying to beat the top score on "Bubble Bobble" and failing miserably, as evident of the frequent "shoots!!" and "dangs!" coming from him.
After a half hour of just being lazy and watching some of his fellow pilots, Acehigh slides into Goku's booth oposite of him.
Ace: How's it going Goku?
Goku: Not bad Ace. Came back from that graveyard recon near Tralis III. NOthing there but space, space, and more space. How have you been doing?
Ace: I'm doing pretty good. I've been checking out a few new upgrades to one of the systems (HA!! Gotcha Ace!!), and it seems workable.
Goku: That's good to hear. Have you seen Tank anywhere?
Ace chuckled a little.
Ace: Yeah, I've seen him, hahaha. I saw him and Simon trying to pick all of the hair off of themselves about twenty minutes ago. Oh look, there he is now.
Tanker walked in, looking like he'd just gotten a shower, spotted Goku and waved, got some food, then joined Goku and Ace. Ace got up, and went off to do his patrol.
Goku: How's it going Tank?
Tanker used his hand to pick a piece of Wookie hair out of his teeth, then picked up his spoon.
Tank: Hairy. Very Hairy.
Goku: What happened anyways? I landed on the deck and got blasted with Wookie fuz.
Tank: Simon and I were running an expiriment that sortof backfired on us. One of the Wookie mechs got sucked into the wind tunnel, and all the hair was sucked off of him and blown into the stations ventalation.
Goku: Ha, that'll teach you to stand inside a wind tunnel.
Tank gave a moch smile and dove inton his food. After a few seconds of Goku-like eating, Tank's plate was empty.
Tank: HEY!! Phatoy! WHAT'S ALL THIS MESS!??
Tank comenced to picking hairs out of his teath.
Goku: you didn't order the special, did you?
Tank: Yes *pick* i did*pick. Why?
Goku: Well, that chicken teriyaki got blasted with Wookie hair. Aslan didn't warn you when you ordered it?
Tank: No, he just *pick* mumbled something *pick* about revenge *pick.
Goku almost fell out of the booth laughing. After wiping a few tears of laughter away, Goku composed himself, but couldn't keep a big stupid grin off his face.
Tank finished picking the hair out of his teeth.
Tank: So, did you find anything on your recon?
Goku: Yeah, i found a bunch of vacume.
Tank: So nothing eh? Well, at least we know where the Remnant aren't.
Goku: I guess so. Think you'd be up for a little gravity training later? I've upgraded it so that it can now go up to 50,000 g's.
Tank's jaw dropped.
Tank: Are you nuts? I've only been able to get to twenty g's. *Tank looked down at his highly developed arms*
Goku: Well hey! That's great for a human! My good friend back home, Krillin, is a human and he could barley hit 20, and he's realy strong. We could train at 20 g's if you're up to it.
Tank: Sure, mabey in an hour. I'll meet you there.
Tank stood, cast a dark look at Aslan, and departed. Aslan motioned Goku over to the bar and passed him a rootie.
Aslan: Did you see the look on his face when he realized he'd just eaten a glob of Wookie hair?
Goku grinned like an idiot.
Goku: Yeah, it was great. And then he started coughing like he had a hairball or something.
The two both broke out into fits of laughter, and after a few departing words, Goku left and headed for his gravity chamber.
At the door to the grav. room, Goku checked the outer monitor. It currently read "Occupied- 15 G's". Curious, Goku opened the hatch and stepped inside, shutting the door behind him.
Having trained in 50,000 g's himself, he no longer even felt the 15, but he did notice how the air seemed a little heavier.
In the middle of the chamber was a sight he didn't expect to see. Sliver slashes filled the air in a corner of the room, and, moments later, a sparring dummy fell into neatly minced pieces. The sound of a sword being sheated came from the corner.
WildSlash turned around.
WildSlash: Hi Goku. i hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your grav room for a little katana training. Some punk with a cross shaped scar on his face, i think his name was Kenshin, challeneged me to a duel, so i was geeting in a few hours of conditioning.
Goku: Kenshin? I've met him. He's cool once you get to know him, just don't ever tic him off. Mind if i join your training?
WildSlash went over to the gear rack on the wall and tossed a sheathed katana over to Goku, who snatched it out of the air and tucked the sheat under his waist sash.
WildSlash cocked an eyebrow at this.
WildSlash: You're left handed? And you've had training with a katana? This should be interesting. Draw!
WildSlash charged at Goku. Goku did not draw until the last possible second, drawing the blade from the sheath and swinging it with god-like speed in an arc around his body.
WildSlash jumped back at the last second.
WildSlash: How do you know the sacred art of the Botosia?
Goku: Because Kenshin is the Botosia, and he taught me how to sword fight.
WildSlash: Hmm, this is gonna be a good match then.
WildSlash went on the attack again, and after a few minutes, both warriors sheated thier swords and bowed to each other.
WildSlash: I must say, I'm impressed. You're are exelent with that blade.
Goku: Thanks Captain, but you almost got a bunch of times. I had to use some of my power to keep from getting nailed.
WildSlash: yes, but you saw them coming, that's very good. Is this Kenshin guy better?
Goku: Oh yes, much better.
WildSlash: Good, good. Well, I'll see you around Goku.
WildSlash departed with a wave over his shoulder.
Goku walked over to the wall console and turned the gravity a few thousand notches until it hit 20,000 g's. He instantly went Super Saiyan and began a long series of backflips, frontflips, punches, kicks, and dashes.
After a half hour, a knock sounded from the door. Goku turned off the gravity generator, relaxed down to normal, and opened the door.
Tanker stepped in. He was dressed in a forest green t-shirt and a pair of black shorts. The shirt had "Hooah!" printed in dark green on the back of it.
Tank: Ok Goku, i'm here, ready for some serious PT. No sabers this time, hahaha. I'm not repeating that fiasco from last time.
Goku: Thank Dende. The last time you almost gave me a buzz cut. Anyways, what do you want me to set it to?
Tank: Hmm, let's see if i can handle 25 g's.
Goku walkder over to the control.
Goku: You've got it. Gravity in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.
The lights cimmed and turned red as the gravity generators kicked in.
Sweat blossomed from Tanker's brow, but he stood firm.
Tank: Ok.. Goku... Let's get.... started.
Tanker began to jog around the gravity room. Goku fell in behind him.
Goku: Eight laps around is a mile, just so you know.
Tank: Thanks.. Goku.
The pair jogged around 40 laps before stopping. Tank didn't look good, but he didn't look bad either, but he was drenched in sweat.
Tank: Good.... run.. Goku. Would you .... get me some.... water please?
Goku: Sure you got it bro.
Goku rushed over to the fridge and got Tank a pint of water, which Tank almost instantly drained. Goku ened up refilling the pint mug 4 times before Tank finished and called it a day.
Tank walked over and turned off the gravity generators.
Tank: Ahhhhh........... that feels alot better. I'll see you later Goku.
Tank turned and left.
Goku also left the chamber and headed form his quarters for a quick shower.
TBC by anyone.
Goku: Ahh, it sure is good to be PATUY!!!! HEY!!! Where'd all this hair come from???!!!
Goku brushes all of the hair off of his flight suit and heads for his quarters. After a quick shower and a change into his Gi, Goku heads to Aslan's bar and grill.
Goku walks up to the bar where the Big Blue One is wiping out a glass with a rag.
Goku: Heya Aslan. What's the speacial today?
Aslan: Well Goku, the speacial was Nerf Teriyaki, but now it's Nerf Wookie Teriyaki.
Goku: Why the change?
Aslan chuckled a little as he set the glass onto a rack.
Aslan: Because a huge clump of Wookie hair cam eout of nowhere and fell into the Teriyaki sauce!!
Goku: I think i'll just have a bowl of alfredo please.
Aslan: Sure thing Goku.
Aslan turns and gets Goku's dish for him. Goku thanks Aslan and goes over to eat his steaming meal.
After a few (dozen) bowls full of alfredo, Goku sits back and relaxes for a while and watches Sif eating in a corner booth. Goku thinks to himself, ' I wonder if she goes for the ultimitly strong and fast types, or mabey the strong and silent type. Ah, but what am I thinking, I've always got Chi Chi.....'
Goku turns his gaze over to where Snoopy is trying to beat the top score on "Bubble Bobble" and failing miserably, as evident of the frequent "shoots!!" and "dangs!" coming from him.
After a half hour of just being lazy and watching some of his fellow pilots, Acehigh slides into Goku's booth oposite of him.
Ace: How's it going Goku?
Goku: Not bad Ace. Came back from that graveyard recon near Tralis III. NOthing there but space, space, and more space. How have you been doing?
Ace: I'm doing pretty good. I've been checking out a few new upgrades to one of the systems (HA!! Gotcha Ace!!), and it seems workable.
Goku: That's good to hear. Have you seen Tank anywhere?
Ace chuckled a little.
Ace: Yeah, I've seen him, hahaha. I saw him and Simon trying to pick all of the hair off of themselves about twenty minutes ago. Oh look, there he is now.
Tanker walked in, looking like he'd just gotten a shower, spotted Goku and waved, got some food, then joined Goku and Ace. Ace got up, and went off to do his patrol.
Goku: How's it going Tank?
Tanker used his hand to pick a piece of Wookie hair out of his teeth, then picked up his spoon.
Tank: Hairy. Very Hairy.
Goku: What happened anyways? I landed on the deck and got blasted with Wookie fuz.
Tank: Simon and I were running an expiriment that sortof backfired on us. One of the Wookie mechs got sucked into the wind tunnel, and all the hair was sucked off of him and blown into the stations ventalation.
Goku: Ha, that'll teach you to stand inside a wind tunnel.
Tank gave a moch smile and dove inton his food. After a few seconds of Goku-like eating, Tank's plate was empty.
Tank: HEY!! Phatoy! WHAT'S ALL THIS MESS!??
Tank comenced to picking hairs out of his teath.
Goku: you didn't order the special, did you?
Tank: Yes *pick* i did*pick. Why?
Goku: Well, that chicken teriyaki got blasted with Wookie hair. Aslan didn't warn you when you ordered it?
Tank: No, he just *pick* mumbled something *pick* about revenge *pick.
Goku almost fell out of the booth laughing. After wiping a few tears of laughter away, Goku composed himself, but couldn't keep a big stupid grin off his face.
Tank finished picking the hair out of his teeth.
Tank: So, did you find anything on your recon?
Goku: Yeah, i found a bunch of vacume.
Tank: So nothing eh? Well, at least we know where the Remnant aren't.
Goku: I guess so. Think you'd be up for a little gravity training later? I've upgraded it so that it can now go up to 50,000 g's.
Tank's jaw dropped.
Tank: Are you nuts? I've only been able to get to twenty g's. *Tank looked down at his highly developed arms*
Goku: Well hey! That's great for a human! My good friend back home, Krillin, is a human and he could barley hit 20, and he's realy strong. We could train at 20 g's if you're up to it.
Tank: Sure, mabey in an hour. I'll meet you there.
Tank stood, cast a dark look at Aslan, and departed. Aslan motioned Goku over to the bar and passed him a rootie.
Aslan: Did you see the look on his face when he realized he'd just eaten a glob of Wookie hair?
Goku grinned like an idiot.
Goku: Yeah, it was great. And then he started coughing like he had a hairball or something.
The two both broke out into fits of laughter, and after a few departing words, Goku left and headed for his gravity chamber.
At the door to the grav. room, Goku checked the outer monitor. It currently read "Occupied- 15 G's". Curious, Goku opened the hatch and stepped inside, shutting the door behind him.
Having trained in 50,000 g's himself, he no longer even felt the 15, but he did notice how the air seemed a little heavier.
In the middle of the chamber was a sight he didn't expect to see. Sliver slashes filled the air in a corner of the room, and, moments later, a sparring dummy fell into neatly minced pieces. The sound of a sword being sheated came from the corner.
WildSlash turned around.
WildSlash: Hi Goku. i hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your grav room for a little katana training. Some punk with a cross shaped scar on his face, i think his name was Kenshin, challeneged me to a duel, so i was geeting in a few hours of conditioning.
Goku: Kenshin? I've met him. He's cool once you get to know him, just don't ever tic him off. Mind if i join your training?
WildSlash went over to the gear rack on the wall and tossed a sheathed katana over to Goku, who snatched it out of the air and tucked the sheat under his waist sash.
WildSlash cocked an eyebrow at this.
WildSlash: You're left handed? And you've had training with a katana? This should be interesting. Draw!
WildSlash charged at Goku. Goku did not draw until the last possible second, drawing the blade from the sheath and swinging it with god-like speed in an arc around his body.
WildSlash jumped back at the last second.
WildSlash: How do you know the sacred art of the Botosia?
Goku: Because Kenshin is the Botosia, and he taught me how to sword fight.
WildSlash: Hmm, this is gonna be a good match then.
WildSlash went on the attack again, and after a few minutes, both warriors sheated thier swords and bowed to each other.
WildSlash: I must say, I'm impressed. You're are exelent with that blade.
Goku: Thanks Captain, but you almost got a bunch of times. I had to use some of my power to keep from getting nailed.
WildSlash: yes, but you saw them coming, that's very good. Is this Kenshin guy better?
Goku: Oh yes, much better.
WildSlash: Good, good. Well, I'll see you around Goku.
WildSlash departed with a wave over his shoulder.
Goku walked over to the wall console and turned the gravity a few thousand notches until it hit 20,000 g's. He instantly went Super Saiyan and began a long series of backflips, frontflips, punches, kicks, and dashes.
After a half hour, a knock sounded from the door. Goku turned off the gravity generator, relaxed down to normal, and opened the door.
Tanker stepped in. He was dressed in a forest green t-shirt and a pair of black shorts. The shirt had "Hooah!" printed in dark green on the back of it.
Tank: Ok Goku, i'm here, ready for some serious PT. No sabers this time, hahaha. I'm not repeating that fiasco from last time.
Goku: Thank Dende. The last time you almost gave me a buzz cut. Anyways, what do you want me to set it to?
Tank: Hmm, let's see if i can handle 25 g's.
Goku walkder over to the control.
Goku: You've got it. Gravity in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.
The lights cimmed and turned red as the gravity generators kicked in.
Sweat blossomed from Tanker's brow, but he stood firm.
Tank: Ok.. Goku... Let's get.... started.
Tanker began to jog around the gravity room. Goku fell in behind him.
Goku: Eight laps around is a mile, just so you know.
Tank: Thanks.. Goku.
The pair jogged around 40 laps before stopping. Tank didn't look good, but he didn't look bad either, but he was drenched in sweat.
Tank: Good.... run.. Goku. Would you .... get me some.... water please?
Goku: Sure you got it bro.
Goku rushed over to the fridge and got Tank a pint of water, which Tank almost instantly drained. Goku ened up refilling the pint mug 4 times before Tank finished and called it a day.
Tank walked over and turned off the gravity generators.
Tank: Ahhhhh........... that feels alot better. I'll see you later Goku.
Tank turned and left.
Goku also left the chamber and headed form his quarters for a quick shower.
TBC by anyone.
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.