06-28-2003, 07:17 PM
"Are we on? Doh what in the name of Palpatine is going on here? Dang cheap Corellian holocams.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hello there, Bert is still passed out after contemplating George Jr. on the base. So Brother Acedocious is coming to you live at this very moment. Ever since Berts report I've been trailing the Ewoks. They marched to the back of the Hawk's nest. After a short paddycake game they all made a circle and joined hands. A familiar metalic voice could be heard in the middle of the circle."
"(metalic voice) Ninja ewoks gather round! It is time for my plan to take affect. All circle left. *ewoks skip to the left* These infidels will hold me back no longer. The time is right, the prize is ours for the taking. All circle right. *ewoks circle right* (a holo projection appears in the middle of the circle) This is Emkay. He's one of the more mobile units on this base. Notice his tank treads for mobilization. That's what I want. Ewoks stop and salute the pee tree. *all ewoks do as ordered* I've been held back by these repulsor wheels for to long. As you all know last week I acquired a small peice of tank tread from the hangar bay. I need more. Your job is to retreive this material for me. Once I am fully mobile, our domination may begin. *Pop out light saber activates, all ewoks stare in amazement* "
That's the gist of the story. It appears that R2Vader is planning to mount his rusty frame onto a set of tank treads. Why in the world would he want to do that? Can he be stopped? What means will he go to so he can get his wishes? The holo projection was a very detailed schematic of what appeared to be a m1a tank tread. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh they just started square dancing around R2vader while he makes the calls.........................more on this breaking story as it develops
B.A. signing off
"(metalic voice) Ninja ewoks gather round! It is time for my plan to take affect. All circle left. *ewoks skip to the left* These infidels will hold me back no longer. The time is right, the prize is ours for the taking. All circle right. *ewoks circle right* (a holo projection appears in the middle of the circle) This is Emkay. He's one of the more mobile units on this base. Notice his tank treads for mobilization. That's what I want. Ewoks stop and salute the pee tree. *all ewoks do as ordered* I've been held back by these repulsor wheels for to long. As you all know last week I acquired a small peice of tank tread from the hangar bay. I need more. Your job is to retreive this material for me. Once I am fully mobile, our domination may begin. *Pop out light saber activates, all ewoks stare in amazement* "
That's the gist of the story. It appears that R2Vader is planning to mount his rusty frame onto a set of tank treads. Why in the world would he want to do that? Can he be stopped? What means will he go to so he can get his wishes? The holo projection was a very detailed schematic of what appeared to be a m1a tank tread. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh they just started square dancing around R2vader while he makes the calls.........................more on this breaking story as it develops
B.A. signing off
There is no emotion:ÃÂ There is peace.ÃÂ There is no ignorance, there is knownledge.ÃÂ There is no passion, there is serenity.ÃÂ ÃÂ There is no chaos, there is harmony.ÃÂ There is no death, there is only the force-jedi code