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Your roving reporter X-bert Snoop is on the scene! As usual things around the station have been chaotic lately. One of the most disturbing sights I have ever whitnessed went down today. Roll the holo plz.......the holo was shot by the coruscant free press and released all through out the new republic and imperial remnant.

*a holo of the ninja ewoks starts up. they march in a zig zag pattern*

This is very disturbing footage, as they march they also seem to chanting some kind of war cry!

Ninja ewok formation:

"Left, left, left right left...........wrecking speeders all day long
Makes me sing this noctous song
As we march from night to day
All shout out, Hey Tankers Gay!
Hey Tankers Gay, Hey Tankers Gay
Sound off, one two, sound off, three four
Marching for no reason are we
Must find a good ole pee tree
Find it soon and find it fast
My ewok juice just won't last
This might be our last hoorah
All brave ewoks shout AAAIiieeeeechaaaaa!
Hey Tankers Gay, Hey Tankers Gay
Work work work all live long day
All shout out Hey Tankers Gay Tankers Gay"

Wow that's powerful stuff. What are the ninjas up to? Does anyone know? Or does anyone care?

Also in another disturbing story................it was reported last night that Wraith and George were missing. An eye whitness walked past the Cobra hangar and all the lights were off, all the droids powered down. Thinking nobody was home, the eye whitness started to leave. But then out of nowhere sounds of Barry White filled the air..........the house started rockin........(of course this is just one report from one eye whitness....can anyone confirm this??????)and we started getting reports of mad wookie love goin down in that hangar bay. Can you imagine the possibilities of having another George around?????????


"*thunk, crash, Oooohhhhuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhh*"

******** Bert passes out thinking of another George on the base *********

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