11-29-2008, 07:27 PM
Nah, it was a mind trick. Truckers wear trucker hats, not party hats. 
And a happy welcome to Seraph Zero, just in time for the festivities! As we can see, Az has brought forth the famous (and infamous) Big Smilie Band and the Spot Dancers, so we just needs some cakes, a large vat of rooties, and the biggest dam boot you can find.
Yes. I said dam boot. So naturally...it's a very big boot.
And a happy welcome to Seraph Zero, just in time for the festivities! As we can see, Az has brought forth the famous (and infamous) Big Smilie Band and the Spot Dancers, so we just needs some cakes, a large vat of rooties, and the biggest dam boot you can find.
Yes. I said dam boot. So naturally...it's a very big boot.
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.