01-28-2008, 09:52 AM
/begin prologue
In the dark of the night...which extended into the day due to the RBL Station being in outer space...a terrible power lay dormant. For many long, grueling months it lay in wait. Building up in power and strength as its rage and frustration mounted. The disappearance of the admiral Ewok turned Wookiee (we're not sure how that worked either but we don't dare try to find out) had caused this power to appear.
And finally...the power was unleashed as the Ninja Ewoks went on a rampage, destroy everything in the Bar and Grill! The damage was extensive, and the Ewoks rage was not assuaged as they rushed out into the Station proper, to wreck havoc and vengence.
Also to pick up money and chicks, but that was limited to a single Ninja Ewok. Sick little perv...
This is the story...of the super force...of space explorers. Specially trained, and stuck there by the Alliance to bring back..Vol-er...peace to that quadrant of space! This is the story of RBL and the Terror of the Ninja Ewoks!
/end prologue
/begin advertisements for viagra, cola, and other upcoming films
In the dark of the night...which extended into the day due to the RBL Station being in outer space...a terrible power lay dormant. For many long, grueling months it lay in wait. Building up in power and strength as its rage and frustration mounted. The disappearance of the admiral Ewok turned Wookiee (we're not sure how that worked either but we don't dare try to find out) had caused this power to appear.
And finally...the power was unleashed as the Ninja Ewoks went on a rampage, destroy everything in the Bar and Grill! The damage was extensive, and the Ewoks rage was not assuaged as they rushed out into the Station proper, to wreck havoc and vengence.
Also to pick up money and chicks, but that was limited to a single Ninja Ewok. Sick little perv...
This is the story...of the super force...of space explorers. Specially trained, and stuck there by the Alliance to bring back..Vol-er...peace to that quadrant of space! This is the story of RBL and the Terror of the Ninja Ewoks!
/end prologue
/begin advertisements for viagra, cola, and other upcoming films
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.