03-12-2003, 02:09 PM
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Rebel parts... Imperial parts... All Made on Tatooine!!!
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Happy B-Day Simon!
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03-12-2003, 05:37 PM
**talks with Aslan in the back of the Bar and Grill**
Tank: "Now you didn't cook the girl in the cake this time did you?" Aslan: "Yub...how absurd...I didn't cook the cake last time anyways. The Ninjas did." Tank: "If you say so...now, let's go get the birthday boy." Aslan: "Ninjas...sic'em! Bring him back here so we can get this party started! YUBYUB!" Happy Birthday Simon! 
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day. 
03-12-2003, 05:52 PM
*carried by many short fur covered arms Simon appears on the scene*
"Noooo noooo! I don't want to end up in a cooking pot. Let me down you little monsters" Simon shouts in terror. *The ewoks slip on the still wet fishy floor sending Simon flying into the cake.* "Hmmm tasty. What do we have here? Who puts a bikini into a cake? Ohhh theres more! Feels like, hmmmmmmmm" *with a confident smile Simon accepts his fate* Thanx for the Party guys :-) 
*stads back with his holorecorder*
Man Simon, this should be good..... *watches as Simon "gets to know" the bikini cake babe better, only to find out that she's actually the RAMPANT PANDA!!!!!!!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Watches as Simon's face registers a face of pure terror, and records every second of it! The Panda leaps from the cake and clamps his gums onto Simons head and gums him until Aslan's Ninja Ewoks pull it off of him.* Ok, who wants a holo of Simon being gumed by the Panda?? *whip crack* DOWN PANDA!!! Only 9 creds!!!! *Evil Grin* Happy Birthday Simon!!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
03-12-2003, 08:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-12-2003, 09:02 PM by M1A2Tanker.)
..........no way do I want to see THAT tape....Simon all gummed....eeeeeewwwww!
**shivers**
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