RBL Comlink

# "At last, after 2,000 years of work, the Illudium PU-36 explosive space modulator"
# "The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. [...] I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus."
# "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!"
# "Delays, Delays"
# "Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians."

Finally  > muhwahahahahahahah

Quote:NASA's mission to bomb the Moon

NASA will tomorrow launch a spectacular mission to bomb the Moon. Their LCROSS mission will blast off from Cape Canaveral, Florida, carrying a missile that will blast a hole in the lunar surface at twice the speed of a bullet. The missile, a Centaur rocket, will be steered by a shepherding spacecraft that will guide it towards its target - a crater close to the Moon's south pole. Scientists expect the blast to be so powerful that a huge plume of debris will be ejected.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/articl...on-2009-06

Where indeed....lol...wasn't much of a 'boom'.  :

"There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd. There is simply no evidence of any intelligence on the earth."  http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Marvin_the_Martian

"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here"

As we can clearly see, NASA is run by Marvin the Martin...also known as Az.