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A hand pops out of a huge pile of paperwork that seems to always be present in Tank's office (which would probably explain why noone else would want the job) and throws out a wadded note.
Upon which it said, "Hear ye, hear ye, all of ye RBLs....for there art thou a birthday upon one of thine members! Give him cake, and beautiful vixens in Naboo dress! Present to him gifts of appreciation and usefulness, and non your prank trees of powerful oder."
Happy birthday AJ!
**wheels forward a huge cake**
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Tanker (tangk'er)n. 1. A dusty, crusty, grease-covered, dirty, sweaty, bright eyed, fuzzy faced, haircut-needing, beer-drinking, underrated, over-worked, underpaid, oversexed, little s%#* who can take a Tank and do more battlefield damage in ten minutes than a grunt squad can do all day.
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*Rolls in a case of Ever-shine ship wax and a small pile of terrycloths* Here yah go Aj!! Happy Birthday!!
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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*Wonders where he might find a harem of shaven wookies for AJ* Of course! But doubtful Murdock would be willing to part with any.....ah, well...Happy B day anyway! ;D ;D ;D
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
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Happy Birthday AJ!
**Man53 leads in a whorde of vixens, clothed in naboo wares**
"Oh these arn't for you... Ah, what the hey, have fun"
**Man53 walks out, lonely once again**
Do not under estimate the power of the dark side!
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* sends a protocol droid after Man53 with a wig on it's head and a coconut bra strapped to it's chest*
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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He said 'lonely' NOT 'crazy'. :
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Beware my dark side......oh! Hi Dark.
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* still rofl*
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
