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That's when the officer smacks the Petty Officer and says, "Twit...stop watching Star Wars while on duty..."
Just before our wayward pilot crashes most spectacularly.
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Picture the reaction of the pilots sent up to intercept the 'intruder'......"Is that what I think it is???"......."Nawwwwwww, Lucas MUST be doing a promotion for his movie"
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RIO: "Yo, buddy, did that thing just throw a rock at us?"
Pilot: " I think it did."
RIO: " Should we engage?"
Pilot: "Are you crazy?! That thing's got LASERS! What to do we got? BUllets! And it has shields!"
RIO: "I'm not reading anything..."
Pilot: "You moron! That's what they WANT you to think!It's an old Jedi mind trick!"
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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Crap! Are you sure that thiing can fly i read that article it didn't say anything about it flying but if it did man I would be all over it.
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lol, better reread the commentary on this thread ;D ;D ;D
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Ahhh need to woirk on reading the whole thread so i don';t jump to conclusion.
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That might help a little....
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Young ones... what are we going to do with them?
It's best to watch a furball collapse, analyzing the movements of the enemy. Watch how they maneuver, when they fire, how they break. Visualize your own attacks against those observations, then go in for the kill. Sometimes, though, you don't get that advantage. It's at these times where you go in guns blazing, but keep your head on a swivel.
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Force them to watch a certain Burger King ad?? ;D ;D
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I have watched that ad thousands of time so don't even bother.
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