RBL Holiday Song Parodies

[Snoopy]

Yep, it's that time of the year again.  A time of dusting off those classic chestnuts of RBL song history.  And while time honored parodies are great, the challenge is to come up with NEW versions for us to chuckle over.  May the mayhem commence.. > > > > > >

[Snoopy]

Welp, SOMEONE needs to get the show started.  How about THIS little chestnut??



  Tanker, the Red Nosed ReBeL

Tanker, the red nosed rebel.
  Has a very shiney nose.
  It's from drinking too many rooties,
  as every rebel knows.
  Aslan's been messing with the formula,
  adding things like pee tree juice.
  Now when 1 see's Tanker,
  you would even say it GLOWS!

  Then, one gloomy Life Day eve
  Zara came to say:
  Tanker, with your nose so bright,
    won't you lead my Xwing in this fight?
  Then all of ReBeL loved Tanker
  since all the imps now targeted him.
  Having him as a wingie,
  puts your k/d ratio out of sight!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     

[Azis]

How do ya follow that... :o

but I got Nutin... :-X

[Snoopy]

And for Azis, ANOTHER soon to be timeless classic.....


Shooting Mines(To the tune of 'Jingle Bells')

Dashing through the asteroids,
in a one seat TIE Fighter,
round the mines we go,
blasting all the way!
Trying to beat the old score,
set by Azis of yore,
oh what fun that we will have
Shooting at mines tonight!

Shooting mines!
Shooting mines!
Oh what great practise.
Sharpening aim, before the WoW
makes us fly much betTER!
Shooting mines!
Shooting mines!
Oh what great practise.
That way when we blow up our wing
it will be much more sneaky!  >

[Holmes]

Hey yo, on Alderaan
You all know that dude with the black boots, black suit
Ya he's comin' through
Ya'll better be good or you are gonna see Vader in your hood
Uh
What
Yeah
Ya'll better put your shields together

You better watch out
you better not cry
you better not doubt
I'm telling you why
Darth Vader is coming to town
He's got his hostage
And interogating it twice
Gonna find out who's with the rebel alliance
Darth Vader is coming to town

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been rebel or imp
So be careful for goodness sake

Little tie fighters
And a big planet gun
A chip on his shoulder
And a rumpa-bum-bum
Darth Vader is coming to town

[Snoopy]

(To the tune of 'Grandma Gor Run Over by a Raindeer')

(chorus)
Tanker got run over by an Xwing,
heading out from the hanger, Xmas eve.
You might say that no ReBeL pilot's so careless,
but it was after drinking rooties, we believe.

He wasn't supposed to be in the hanger,
Fixing ships that time of night.
But with Holmes out on vacation,
the backlog of ships was out of sight.

He wanted ReBeL to be ready,
for the next upcoming WoW.
And with the lack of good mechanics,
he'd figured he have to start now.

What he hadn't counted on was Goku,
Limping home from the last round.
With his engines out of action,
he coasted in without a sound.

Poor Tanker had no warning,
as that Xwing came crashing down.
Sure am glad that I'm NOT Goku
when from the bacta, Tanker bounds!  ;D

(chorus)

[Man53]

These are pretty good, much more creative than some of them last year, I must admit.

[Holmes]

(01-03-2007, 08:51 PM)Man53 link Wrote: These are pretty good, much more creative than some of them last year, I must admit.

Indeed... the pup was on a roll this year heheh

[Snoopy]

Thank you, thank you *signs autographs* lol.  Figured if I was gonna START this post this year, I'd have to at least make SURE something was ADDED to it...lol.  Just be glad I DIDN'T try naming ReBeL members in place of the reindeer in that 1 parody...heh.