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From the Book of SNAFU! - M1A2Tanker - 06-15-2003
The Loving Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking ¤950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - Acehigh - 06-15-2003
LMAO you finally found a good one !!!!!!
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - Goku1 - 06-15-2003
Holy crud!! He just ruined that guys life!!!
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - murdock - 06-16-2003
OMG wheres my cell phone!? Aslan you didnt give it to Tak did you?
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - Goku1 - 06-19-2003
what does SNAFU stand for Tank?
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - M1A2Tanker - 06-19-2003
Situation Normal....All Fouled Up. ;D
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - Goku1 - 06-20-2003
ah, in other words, the book of total nonsense....
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - M1A2Tanker - 06-20-2003
Not exactly. It's the book of jokes that the Book of YUB! doesn't touch....(only because some of those pages were 'misplaced' and found in another brand new book ;D )
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - Acehigh - 06-21-2003
One could say the book of "snafu" is the unedited version of the book of "yub"
Re:From the Book of SNAFU! - Goku1 - 06-21-2003
sweet